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"Fozzie. Fozzie dear, get up." Emily said to her son as he slept. "FOZZIE GET UP!!!" She finnaly screamed causing Fozzie to awake with a jolt.
"What? What? I didn't do it!" Fozzie cried.
"Fozzie get up!" Emily told him. "We've gotta get outta here!"
"But Ma, it's early morning, and we're locked in the house!" Fozzie wined.
"Not anymore we're not!" She explained. "While you were sleepin' someone turned the house into crayon. So I grabbed that flamethrower your crazy cousin gave me for my birthday last year and melted the front door."
"Are you crazy?!?" Fozzie asked.
"Bein' crazy's better than bein' afraid of everything!" Mrs. Bear said.
"Well, what do you want me to do?" Fozzie asked.
"Go." She told him. "Go to Sesame Street, find your friends, make sure they're okay."
"Okay." Fozzie said as he walked out the hole where the front door used to be. He walked outside and observed the world of crayon for the first time. "Who..." Fozzie mumbled as he hopped into his uncle's studebaker. He never had come back from hibernation. I hope he's okay... Fozzie thought. "You're not coming with me?" Fozzie asked his mother.
"No dear, it's not my place. And besides, I've got to redraw the front door!" She said as she waved goodbye to her son as he drove away in the car. Please be safe. Was all she could think.
~~~~~~~~~~
How could I be so foolish? Kermit thought as Baby Bear restrained him and his friends on the wall. All the right clues were there. The merchandise, the persuasion. He was even allowed to create his own world! Kermit thought as Elmo approached.
"Kermit, Miss Piggy, Sweetums, Rowlf, and Grover." Elmo said. "Elmo's first catch of the day, and it's Elmo's most important."
"What are vous going to do with us you little red menace!" Miss Piggy demanded.
"Nothing. Yet." He chuckled. "Elmo must wait for the rest of Elmo's bait to arive."
"Bait?!? You are going to pour worms on us?!?" Grover cried.
"No, you fool!" Elmo yelled. "The rest of your friends! They're all on their way. On their way to doom."
"Our friends?" Rowlf asked. "Oh no. Fozzie, Gonzo, Floyd..."
"No, those friends are all trapped in their vacation places." Elmo explained. "I meant the friends from Sesame Street."
~~~~~~~~~~
Bert and Ernie walked out of the 123 building to see Elmo's World. They stopped in front of Oscar's can. Even the trash was now crayon.
"Yuck!" Oscar said as he was tossing out trash.
"What are you doing Oscar?" Bert asked.
"I'm getting rid of all this stuff made of crayon, it's to cute!" Oscar explained.
"Well Oscar if you're getting rid of all the crayon, you'll have to get rid of your can." Ernie told him.
"I don't care! I just have to get rid of all of it!" He told them.
"Or, you could just come with us to try and find out why this is happening." Bert told him.
"What? Come with you?" Oscar asked. "Well, if it'll get rid of all this crayon." He climbed out the top of his can. "Come on, let's get going!"
The trio approached Big Bird's nest. They walked in.
"Come on Bird," Mr. Snuffelupagus said. "Let's go see if we can find our friends."
"We're some friends!" Ernie told them.
"Ernie, Bert, Oscar!" Big Bird cried as he ran and gave them all a hug, at once.
"Oh no!" Oscar cried. "More mushy hugs!"
Just then five honks were heard outside. They all ran out to see The Count in his Countmobile.
"Ahh, look, I was correct! Five, five vonderful friends!" Count said.
"Seven!" Herry Monster said as he and Cookie Monster approached.
"What going on?" Cookie asked. "Me cookies taste yucky!"
"I was hoping you guys might know! Because Gordon sure doesn't!" Susan said as she, Gordon, and Rosita walked towards them.
"Ya, I did not know what was going on either." Rosita said.
"I hope everyone else is okay." Ernie said.
"Well, we are." Maria said as Zoe, her, and Bob ran to catch up with their friends.
"Where's Elmo?" Zoe asked. "Is he here?"
"Yeah, and where's Kermit?" Bob asked.
"I'm sure they're all fine. Now let's go to Elmo's building and start looking there." Gordon said.
~~~~~~~~~~
The Sesame Street gang approached Elmo's castle in shock. Then the questions poured in.
"What in the world?"
"How did this happen?"
"Who could of done this?"
"Why would they want to?"
"Where's Elmo's building?"
"That's one, one scary castle of crayon!"
"Aye Carumba!"
"Let's all try to stay calm!"
Ring! Ring!
Everyone stopped talking. They looked down on the ground and saw a green cell phone.
Gordon answered it. "Hello?" He said.
"Hello?! Mr. Kermit?" A deep voice asked from the other end.
"No, this is Gordon. From Sesame Street." Gordon said. "Are you looking for Kermit the Frog?" He asked.
"Yes, if he is there please relinquish the phone to him. Tell him it is Sam Eagle." Sam said.
"He's not here." Gordon sighed.
"Well where is he?!?" Sam asked.
"We don't know. Where are you? What did you need to tell him?" Gordon asked back.
"I am in the White House! The secret underground base did not have it's phone line cut!" Sam explained. "I needed to tell him that the satelites here have showed me that my other Muppet um... friends, are headed his way!"
"The rest of the Muppets are headed this way?!" Gordon exclaimed.
"Yes indeed! In fact..." Sam began to say before...
"This is the place John!" Gonzo said.
"Well, we made great time!" John the mounty said.
"Thanks again!" Gonzo said to him before he rode off. He looked at the group. "What are you guys doing here?"
"We live here!" Big Bird told him and his little chicken friend.
"Oh, yeah." Gonzo said.
Just then a helicopter landed 25 feet away from the group.
"Thanks Pops! Catch ya later!" Clifford screamed as he, Pepe, and Rizzo hopped out of the helicopter.
"Alright Mr. Clifford!" Pops screamed as he flew away.
"Hey ya'll what's shakin'?" Clifford asked.
"I haven't stopped shaking since this whole crayon mess!" Maria said.
"Mios dios!" Pepe said as he approached Maria. "Look at jew, jew very pretty lady jew! My name is Pepe. Hokay. Single. If jew are looking."
"You little rat!" Maria cried as she slapped Pepe.
"Actually I'm the rat." Rizzo said.
A lime green volkswagen beetle flew above and landed where the helicopter did. Except harder.
"Crazy driver!" Crazy Harry said as he got out of the car.
"I thought he was Bunsen, not Crazy Driver!" Beauregard said.
"Beau, my head hurts enough all ready, don't make it worse." Lew Zeland said.
"Feeshie man hees a heedache! Bork bork!" The Swedish Chef exclaimed.
"Well Beaker, you make an excellent co-captain!" Bunsen said stepping out of the car.
"Meeee..." Beaker said as he walked out, petrified.
"Oh, hello all, nice to see you again." Bunsen said as he saw everyone.
Then, a tan studebaker crashed into Bunsen's car, and Beaker, sending him flying.
"Oops, sorry 'bout that." Fozzie said as he got out of the car.
The loud screeching of brakes was all the music the Electic Mayhem bus played as it came to a halt just missing the two car pileup. Animal was the first one out of the bus. Probably because he was the only one who could break the crayon bars on the doors. And because he had to go potty. Floyd was right behind him holding onto his chain, desperatly. Janice, Zoot, and Dr. Teeth followed.
"Hey check it out. The gangs all here!" Dr. Teeth said.
"Fer surely! I'm like totally glad to see you all!" Janice said.
"Yeah." Zoot remarked.
"AHHHHHHH!!!" Johnny and Sal cried as they sky dove to the ground.
"Phew. Sal, I can't believe you talked me into that!" Johnny said.
"But Johnny it was your i..." Sal started.
"I don't wanna hear it Sal!" Johnny finished.
"Sam, I'll have to call you back..." Gordon said as he hung up Kermit's cell phone.
~~~~~~~~~~
"And once they are all in Elmo's castle, Elmo's master plan will be unleashed!" The demon exclaimed.
"Wasn't your master plan to take over the world?" Piggy asked him.
"No, Piggy, no. Elmo's master plan is much bigger. Elmo's master plan is to clone Elmo's self. Once Elmo's clones are made, Elmo will be able to be everywhere at once! No one will disobey Elmo!" He explained. "But for now, how about a little torture? Robin, begin." Elmo said as the frog android approched. He was ready. Ready to do whatever Elmo told him to.
"What? What? I didn't do it!" Fozzie cried.
"Fozzie get up!" Emily told him. "We've gotta get outta here!"
"But Ma, it's early morning, and we're locked in the house!" Fozzie wined.
"Not anymore we're not!" She explained. "While you were sleepin' someone turned the house into crayon. So I grabbed that flamethrower your crazy cousin gave me for my birthday last year and melted the front door."
"Are you crazy?!?" Fozzie asked.
"Bein' crazy's better than bein' afraid of everything!" Mrs. Bear said.
"Well, what do you want me to do?" Fozzie asked.
"Go." She told him. "Go to Sesame Street, find your friends, make sure they're okay."
"Okay." Fozzie said as he walked out the hole where the front door used to be. He walked outside and observed the world of crayon for the first time. "Who..." Fozzie mumbled as he hopped into his uncle's studebaker. He never had come back from hibernation. I hope he's okay... Fozzie thought. "You're not coming with me?" Fozzie asked his mother.
"No dear, it's not my place. And besides, I've got to redraw the front door!" She said as she waved goodbye to her son as he drove away in the car. Please be safe. Was all she could think.
~~~~~~~~~~
How could I be so foolish? Kermit thought as Baby Bear restrained him and his friends on the wall. All the right clues were there. The merchandise, the persuasion. He was even allowed to create his own world! Kermit thought as Elmo approached.
"Kermit, Miss Piggy, Sweetums, Rowlf, and Grover." Elmo said. "Elmo's first catch of the day, and it's Elmo's most important."
"What are vous going to do with us you little red menace!" Miss Piggy demanded.
"Nothing. Yet." He chuckled. "Elmo must wait for the rest of Elmo's bait to arive."
"Bait?!? You are going to pour worms on us?!?" Grover cried.
"No, you fool!" Elmo yelled. "The rest of your friends! They're all on their way. On their way to doom."
"Our friends?" Rowlf asked. "Oh no. Fozzie, Gonzo, Floyd..."
"No, those friends are all trapped in their vacation places." Elmo explained. "I meant the friends from Sesame Street."
~~~~~~~~~~
Bert and Ernie walked out of the 123 building to see Elmo's World. They stopped in front of Oscar's can. Even the trash was now crayon.
"Yuck!" Oscar said as he was tossing out trash.
"What are you doing Oscar?" Bert asked.
"I'm getting rid of all this stuff made of crayon, it's to cute!" Oscar explained.
"Well Oscar if you're getting rid of all the crayon, you'll have to get rid of your can." Ernie told him.
"I don't care! I just have to get rid of all of it!" He told them.
"Or, you could just come with us to try and find out why this is happening." Bert told him.
"What? Come with you?" Oscar asked. "Well, if it'll get rid of all this crayon." He climbed out the top of his can. "Come on, let's get going!"
The trio approached Big Bird's nest. They walked in.
"Come on Bird," Mr. Snuffelupagus said. "Let's go see if we can find our friends."
"We're some friends!" Ernie told them.
"Ernie, Bert, Oscar!" Big Bird cried as he ran and gave them all a hug, at once.
"Oh no!" Oscar cried. "More mushy hugs!"
Just then five honks were heard outside. They all ran out to see The Count in his Countmobile.
"Ahh, look, I was correct! Five, five vonderful friends!" Count said.
"Seven!" Herry Monster said as he and Cookie Monster approached.
"What going on?" Cookie asked. "Me cookies taste yucky!"
"I was hoping you guys might know! Because Gordon sure doesn't!" Susan said as she, Gordon, and Rosita walked towards them.
"Ya, I did not know what was going on either." Rosita said.
"I hope everyone else is okay." Ernie said.
"Well, we are." Maria said as Zoe, her, and Bob ran to catch up with their friends.
"Where's Elmo?" Zoe asked. "Is he here?"
"Yeah, and where's Kermit?" Bob asked.
"I'm sure they're all fine. Now let's go to Elmo's building and start looking there." Gordon said.
~~~~~~~~~~
The Sesame Street gang approached Elmo's castle in shock. Then the questions poured in.
"What in the world?"
"How did this happen?"
"Who could of done this?"
"Why would they want to?"
"Where's Elmo's building?"
"That's one, one scary castle of crayon!"
"Aye Carumba!"
"Let's all try to stay calm!"
Ring! Ring!
Everyone stopped talking. They looked down on the ground and saw a green cell phone.
Gordon answered it. "Hello?" He said.
"Hello?! Mr. Kermit?" A deep voice asked from the other end.
"No, this is Gordon. From Sesame Street." Gordon said. "Are you looking for Kermit the Frog?" He asked.
"Yes, if he is there please relinquish the phone to him. Tell him it is Sam Eagle." Sam said.
"He's not here." Gordon sighed.
"Well where is he?!?" Sam asked.
"We don't know. Where are you? What did you need to tell him?" Gordon asked back.
"I am in the White House! The secret underground base did not have it's phone line cut!" Sam explained. "I needed to tell him that the satelites here have showed me that my other Muppet um... friends, are headed his way!"
"The rest of the Muppets are headed this way?!" Gordon exclaimed.
"Yes indeed! In fact..." Sam began to say before...
"This is the place John!" Gonzo said.
"Well, we made great time!" John the mounty said.
"Thanks again!" Gonzo said to him before he rode off. He looked at the group. "What are you guys doing here?"
"We live here!" Big Bird told him and his little chicken friend.
"Oh, yeah." Gonzo said.
Just then a helicopter landed 25 feet away from the group.
"Thanks Pops! Catch ya later!" Clifford screamed as he, Pepe, and Rizzo hopped out of the helicopter.
"Alright Mr. Clifford!" Pops screamed as he flew away.
"Hey ya'll what's shakin'?" Clifford asked.
"I haven't stopped shaking since this whole crayon mess!" Maria said.
"Mios dios!" Pepe said as he approached Maria. "Look at jew, jew very pretty lady jew! My name is Pepe. Hokay. Single. If jew are looking."
"You little rat!" Maria cried as she slapped Pepe.
"Actually I'm the rat." Rizzo said.
A lime green volkswagen beetle flew above and landed where the helicopter did. Except harder.
"Crazy driver!" Crazy Harry said as he got out of the car.
"I thought he was Bunsen, not Crazy Driver!" Beauregard said.
"Beau, my head hurts enough all ready, don't make it worse." Lew Zeland said.
"Feeshie man hees a heedache! Bork bork!" The Swedish Chef exclaimed.
"Well Beaker, you make an excellent co-captain!" Bunsen said stepping out of the car.
"Meeee..." Beaker said as he walked out, petrified.
"Oh, hello all, nice to see you again." Bunsen said as he saw everyone.
Then, a tan studebaker crashed into Bunsen's car, and Beaker, sending him flying.
"Oops, sorry 'bout that." Fozzie said as he got out of the car.
The loud screeching of brakes was all the music the Electic Mayhem bus played as it came to a halt just missing the two car pileup. Animal was the first one out of the bus. Probably because he was the only one who could break the crayon bars on the doors. And because he had to go potty. Floyd was right behind him holding onto his chain, desperatly. Janice, Zoot, and Dr. Teeth followed.
"Hey check it out. The gangs all here!" Dr. Teeth said.
"Fer surely! I'm like totally glad to see you all!" Janice said.
"Yeah." Zoot remarked.
"AHHHHHHH!!!" Johnny and Sal cried as they sky dove to the ground.
"Phew. Sal, I can't believe you talked me into that!" Johnny said.
"But Johnny it was your i..." Sal started.
"I don't wanna hear it Sal!" Johnny finished.
"Sam, I'll have to call you back..." Gordon said as he hung up Kermit's cell phone.
~~~~~~~~~~
"And once they are all in Elmo's castle, Elmo's master plan will be unleashed!" The demon exclaimed.
"Wasn't your master plan to take over the world?" Piggy asked him.
"No, Piggy, no. Elmo's master plan is much bigger. Elmo's master plan is to clone Elmo's self. Once Elmo's clones are made, Elmo will be able to be everywhere at once! No one will disobey Elmo!" He explained. "But for now, how about a little torture? Robin, begin." Elmo said as the frog android approched. He was ready. Ready to do whatever Elmo told him to.
{"Flishdy man de goot a bonchky brainy!"}regard
