Fan-Fiction: The Revenge of Elmo

[The Count]

Oh man... Where do I start?
1 Fuzzy and Blue? Scooter asked confused.
Good reference to a classic SS song, near and dear to our hearts.
2 Classic reference to the Banana in my Ear bit with Ernie, good.
3 The Count counting Dorothy's razor-sharp teeth, extra-good.
4 Scooter and Skeeter busting Mr. Noodle on the head releasing those in the invisible boxes, nice.
5 María throwing Pepe at the enlargened Baby Natasha, funnnnnnniest part of the story.
6 The Penguin getting mobbed for his cue cards, funny.
7 The EM have another song? I smell a comeback.
8 The bit with Beaker falling into the ice and getting turned into a Beaker-cicle. Classic.
9 The cloning machine from the Mac Davis TMS episode, another good reference.
Keep it coming pal, you're almost at the end.

 

[BEAR]

Oh man... Where do I start?
1 Fuzzy and Blue? Scooter asked confused.
Good reference to a classic SS song, near and dear to our hearts.
2 Classic reference to the Banana in my Ear bit with Ernie, good.
3 The Count counting Dorothy's razor-sharp teeth, extra-good.
4 Scooter and Skeeter busting Mr. Noodle on the head releasing those in the invisible boxes, nice.
5 María throwing Pepe at the enlargened Baby Natasha, funnnnnnniest part of the story.
6 The Penguin getting mobbed for his cue cards, funny.
7 The EM have another song? I smell a comeback.
8 The bit with Beaker falling into the ice and getting turned into a Beaker-cicle. Classic.
9 The cloning machine from the Mac Davis TMS episode, another good reference.
Keep it coming pal, you're almost at the end.

How would you know, Count? We may have a lot more story to go!! Besides, don't let Lisa hear you say it is almost over, she may get upset and take the teddy bear she loned me back.

 

[The Count]

Hey... Only said that cause I can sense the denumont coming up. The battle between the forces of Muppets and the army of Elmos?
Eh, just let Ryan post when he can. Then we'll see what's coming up next.

 

[BEAR]

Hey... Only said that cause I can sense the denumont coming up. The battle between the forces of Muppets and the army of Elmos?
Eh, just let Ryan post when he can. Then we'll see what's coming up next.

Just teasing

 

[theprawncracker]

Well, I can post now...
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Chapter 16: Attack of the Clones

Smoke emerged from the holes on the machine. And the doors opened. More smoke emerged. And Elmo. But not just one. Many. Hundreds. Elmo turned, and faced his army.

"It is done." The red demon spoke. "It is done."

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"That baby was so cool!" Gonzo said as he talked to Floyd.

"Man you're not right in the head!" Floyd told him.

Gonzo tripped. "It's okay I landed on my head!"

"That's probably not the first time!" Floyd said.

"Anyone have any ideas how long we've been going?" Maria asked.

"Long enough! My feet hurt!" Big Bird whined.

"Don't whine Big Bird, I think we're almost there." Maria told him.

"No, go right ahead and whine Big Bird, it's unpleasent!" Oscar said.

"Oscar!" They all said.

"What? I'm a grouch, what do you expect?" He asked.

"So, like where do you think this hallway leads?" Janice asked Maria.

"It's hard to tell, it seems endless. I just hope we find..." Maria fell, the floor had opened up and made her fall through.

"My baby!" Pepe cryed as he dived in after her.

"Prawnie!" Rosita did the same.

The floor opened all the way sending everyone in the group falling.

"Wheee!!!" Gonzo shouted.

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"So you see, that's two monsters, von rat, von bear, two scientests, von janitor, von Ernie, von Bert, von Count, von Susan, and von Gordon! That's twelve, twelve fabulous people! Ah ha ha!" The Count lauged as thunder was heard, and lightning was seen around them.

Everyone was tired of hearing the Count count things, especially when it was the same thing over and over since there was nothing else to count.

"Me going crazy! Me need cookies!" Cookie Monster cried.

"Don't we all." Rizzo said.

"What are we gonna do?" Fozzie asked. "We've been walking forever, and nothing's changed!"

"Be patient Fozzie, we'll get there." Gordan reassured the group.

"Eventually." Beuregard sighed.

"Hey Bert, do you wanna play with rubber duckie?" Ernie asked Bert.

"No Ernie, I don't want to play with rubber duckie." Bert said.

"Why don't we sing a song?" Herry asked.

"That's a brilliant idea!" Bunsen said. "And we can have music with the Muppet Labs Be-Bop 'til You Drop Machine! Beaker! May I have it please?"

A still blue, shaking, Beaker reached in his poket and pulled out a small box with a red button on top. He handed it to Bunsen.

"Wonderful!" Bunsen said as he pressed the button, and it started to play the tune to "Sing, Sing A Song."

"I know this song!" Susan cried.
"Sing, sing a song.
Sing out loud.
Sing out strong.
Sing of good things not bad.
Sing of happy, not sad."She sang.

"Sing, sing a song." Fozzie and Rizzo sang.
"Make it simple,
To last your whole life long.
Don't worry that it's not good enough
For anyone else to here.
Sing, sing a song."

"La la de da da.
La la la de da da.
La la la la de da da da da." Everyone sang.

"Sing, sing a song." Gordon, Beauregard, Herry, and Cookie Monster sang.
"Sing out loud.
Sing out strong.
Sing of good things, not bad.
Sing of happy not sad."

"Sing, sing a song." Ernie, Bert, Count, and Bunsen sang.
"Make it simple.
To last your whole life long.
Don't worry that it's not good enough
For anyone else to here.
Sing, sing a song."

"Mee mee mee mee,
Mo mo mo mo mo mo.
Mee mee mee mee,
mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee mee." Beaker tried to sing.

Suddenly, a hole in the ceiling opened up and sucked them all in.

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Bob and his group walked on down the seemingly endless hallway.

"Man we must've been walkin' fer hours!" Clifford cried.

"I don't think it's been that long Cliff." Scooter said.

"Easy for you to say!" Lew shouted. "You just got here!"

"Going crazy!" Crazy Harry exclaimed.

"De welking is veery sleepy makeey." Chef said.

"Don't worry guys we should be getting close." I hope. Bob thought.

Bob stopped for a moment. Then kept walking. Which he shouldn't have done. A tube dropped from the ceiling, and landed on Bob, sucking him up.

"Bob!" Zoe cried.

A tube fell from the ceiling sucking up everyone. Everyone except Zoe.

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"We're here." Robin said as the group stood in front of two large closed doors.

"Kermie, are you okay?" Piggy asked her love.

"Breath in and out!" Grover told him.

"I'm fine guys." Kermit said. And I'm ready.

They pushed open the doors and walked in.

 

[Beauregard]

And Elmo. But not just one. Many. Hundreds. I don't even wanna...yikes....this image is too much to bare....at least they arn't all laughing...yet...

"No, go right ahead and whine Big Bird, it's unpleasent!" Oscar said. Ah, hahahahah! I love Oscars little quips!

"My baby!" Pepe cryed as he dived in after her.

"Prawnie!" Rosita did the same. What can I say?

"Wheee!!!" Gonzo shouted. Again, it suffices to just point out this marvelous line!

"That's twelve, twelve fabulous people! Ah ha ha!" Splended. Perfect. Vonderfull! Ah ha ha!

"Me going crazy! Me need cookies!" Cookie Monster cried.

"Don't we all." Rizzo said. *chuckle*

"Eventually." Beuregard sighed. Some poeple can do Beauregard, some can't. You can.

"Hey Bert, do you wanna play with rubber duckie?" Ernie asked Bert.

"No Ernie, I don't want to play with rubber duckie." Bert said. Hehe!!!

"Going crazy!" Crazy Harry exclaimed. So funny, how, so far every line he has said had crazy in it!!! Brillient!

"De welking is veery sleepy makeey." Chef said. I refrain from comment...I don't want to give you a complex.

"Breath in and out!" Grover told him. *snort*

Again, I repeat, Vonderfull! Ah ha ha! *lighting, thunder*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ok. I'm at the edge of my seat. This chapter was incredibly, prawncracker. Incredible.

First of all, the title. Very nice. Those first two lines, sufficient to give the creeps.

I loved and laughed at the dialogue between Floyd and Gonzo. Especially "It's ok, I landed on my head!" Yay! And still the Maria/Pepe/Rosita thing, it's very funny! And how typical of Gonzo: Wheee!!!

Ah, the Count keeps counting, of course! Loved Rizzo's reaction to Cookie Monster. Let's sing a song- how Sesame Street of them! "Muppet Labs Be-Bop 'til You Drop Machine!" My first thoughts: uh oh. And then they sing "Sing" (Hey, that sounds about as funny as the Rainbow Connection connection) and I'm all happy and singing along, and then Beaker tries to sing and I'm laughing, and then WOOSH they get sucked up in a tube and my jaw hits my desk! GAAAAAAAAAA! (I wonder if Count was counting the screams...)

Yeah, Scooter, I agree with Lew- you just got there, you can't talk about how long the hallway is. Maybe you can talk about falling through a cave painting, or now you can talk about getting sucked up in a tube. Actually, all of you can talk about getting sucked up in a tube. Everyone but Zoe. ZOE! She's probably the MOST worried about Elmo, and I have a feeling she's going to be the last one to find him. I feel so bad for her.

Grover's line, "Breathe in and out!" Oh, I love it. Everyone's worried about Kermit, but he's fine... and he's ready. POWERFUL! I'm so glad that he's ready, because you know what? So am I! So they opened the doors, walked in, and... you stopped the chapter, so I must send you off to write more!

 

[The Count]

Hey... That's my schtick Bo. But I'll let you borrow it this one time, cause I hope by loaning it to you this one time will get us more of Visions But Only Illusions.
Especially when we're waiting to find out who the ghosts are.

And Lisa, like Ryan said... He posted the new chapter to his story today, you have post a new chapter of yours if we wanna get the next to this one. So I'd suggest you get a-writting in that notebook o' yours.

And Ryan, what can I say... So much good stuff in this chapter, though you have us in suspense as to what happens next.

 

[Beauregard]

Hey... That's my schtick Bo. But I'll let you borrow it this one time, cause I hope by loaning it to you this one time will get us more of Visions But Only Illusions.
Especially when we're waiting to find out who the ghosts are.

As if you havn't guessed...oh! Wrong thread! But I can tell you there are one or two Muppets in this next section besides Gonzo, Fozzie, and the 'ghosts'.

 

[BEAR]

Good one! The dialogue with Floyd and Gonzo in the beginning was classic. Also the Bert and Ernie exchange regarding Rubber Duckie was great. I could actually see and hear it while i read it.

"Man, you're not right in the head!" amazing!