Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

[The Count]

You know... All this talk about sugar reminds me...
What do you get when you add sugar to hamburgers?
Sweet-ish meatballs. Aaaaaah!
: Durska durska durska.
Wocka wocka wocka. Who wrote this script? ! ?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Well obviously not Fozzie, or there would be a lot more spelling errors!

 

[The Count]

You mean something like "Lagies and geklefins... Welcum to dine Muppet Shot?"

 

[TogetherAgain]

Oh yes, precisely like that. Unfortunately, eliminating one bear doesn't narrow the field of possibilities too terribly much... Though I suppose we could try to deduce something from the quality of joke...

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

*Bursts through a crumbling dirt wall, hauling a pickax in a miner helmet and overalls*

At last! Found it! Maybe now they'll be an update soon. (Hint, hint. Hope, hope. )

 

[bingboingcutie]

*bursts through the other side too*
Hey, I thought you said there was going to be a wall of solid gold or something...

 

[theprawncracker]

*stirs slightly* Hmm? Hubba wha? Oh... yeah. Actually! A few days ago I started writing the next chapter. I didn't get very far in the chapter... but I ended up outlining the rest of the story (more or less). Now all that's left is to actually write it.

BUT! I declare here and now to thou, my loyalest of readers, I shall attempt with all my might to finish this story THIS SUMMER while I actually have time. Starting, of course, with the next chapter! Huzzah!

*goes back to sleep*

 

[bingboingcutie]

*stirs slightly* Hmm? Hubba wha? Oh... yeah. Actually! A few days ago I started writing the next chapter. I didn't get very far in the chapter... but I ended up outlining the rest of the story (more or less). Now all that's left is to actually write it.

BUT! I declare here and now to thou, my loyalest of readers, I shall attempt with all my might to finish this story THIS SUMMER while I actually have time. Starting, of course, with the next chapter! Huzzah!

*goes back to sleep*

YES! More story! I've been thinking about it for months! And there's another CHAPTER on its way! Oh, rapture! Oh, gorgenzola! Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is the treasure we've all been waiting for! Crystal chalice, come to BiNgBoInG!

...mr. magic-story guy...um...rise and shine...?

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

*bursts through the other side too*
Hey, I thought you said there was going to be a wall of solid gold or something...

I said nothing of the sort!

BUT! I declare here and now to thou, my loyalest of readers, I shall attempt with all my might to finish this story THIS SUMMER while I actually have time. Starting, of course, with the next chapter! Huzzah!

Huzzah, indeed!

 

[bingboingcutie]

I said nothing of the sort!

Aw, man...I even forged your signature in the contract and everything.