Family Proublems

[Beauregard]

Lisa, Red, Beth....Lisa, Red, Beth!....What am I? Chopped Liver Patte?

 

[redBoobergurl]

Of course not Beau, but you did take Rubber Ducky and left poor Lisa stuck under the chair.
Red: So what's the concept at this restaurant?
I think you catch some lettuce and eat it.
Red: Hmmm, I'm game.
*both join Christy at the table to attempt to eat flying salad*

 

[Beauregard]

Red: Hmmm, I'm game.

*enter hunter*

There's the game. Shoot it!

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: Look! *points to Oscar*

Herry: Seems that Oscar joined us. Hey Oscar? What you doing here. You never want to have fun. Why did you come?

Cookie M:*eatting lettuce* Mmmmmm this good leafy stuff is good.

 

[christyb]

Oscar: This is grouch dining at it's best Beth. Hehe...look here's something on this menu that your Blue nosed one would love. "Two fried eggs topped with pickle and butterscotch garlic sauce"

Gonzo: Sounds terrific. Does it come with maple syrup too?

Me: I think I'm gonna be sick.

 

[TogetherAgain]

oy. what a menu. Oscar, I'm almost afraid to ask... do they serve french fries here? <sigh>. why, oh why was I born to be a picky eater?

 

[Beauregard]

*enter French Fly with big lips*

Heloo honey, babe, moi is luking for a party, voi gotcha?

 

[TogetherAgain]

oh dear goodness....
um..... hiding........
<crawls under chair>
ok now, rubber duckie, hopefully we'll be able to get out of here on our own.... at least I'm not tied in a knot this time.

rubber duckie: squeak, squeak squeaky...

what? come on, rubber duckie, where's your positive attitude? I can get out this time, see? <sticks leg out from under chair> Beth and red will NOT have to pull us out this time. ok?

<French Fly trips on leg>
*oops!* <gets out from under chair while trying not to laugh>
That was fun.

<rubber duckie rolls eyes>

 

[redBoobergurl]

Good! This time Lisa didn't get stuck under the chair!
Red: Yea! Progress! Umm, so this place is a little weird, flying salad, talking french fries...
Red, how many times do I have to keep telling you, what else do you expect on a trip with a bunch of weirdos!!!
Red: I know, but at this restaurant I'm wondering what's next, dancing cheese?
*two hunks of cheese appear on table and start dancing*
Cheese: You rang?
Red: Now I've seen everything.

 

[Beauregard]

*Fench Fly leans over to Beth with kissy lips*

French FLY, not Fry lady...See *flys around in a cyrcle...gets attracted by the light of the fly-killar, goes in and gets zapped by electrisity*

Ok, I give up, voi's right, moi fried...