Last night, I dreamt that me and the Muppets wanted to do our own production of "Grease" because they thought they can do a better production of it than what my school did.
Ironically, Miss Piggy didn't want to be Sandy. She wanted to be Rizzo (And there was always this running gag where'd Rizzo thought we called his name, when really we were referring to the character Rizzo). Floyd and Janice got cast as Danny and Sandy (YAAAAAAY!!!
). Kermit wanted nothing to do with performing in the show, but Miss Piggy insisted Kermit play Kenickie (It'd make the most sense). They gave me the role of Jan (even though I'm not a compulsive eater) and I sang "Mooning" with Fozzie, whom was cast as Roger/Putzie (In the movie, he's called Putzie). And boy he definitely wasn't nervous at all, unlike the guy who played Roger in my school's production (He was so nervous, he had the other Burger Palace Boys/T-Birds back up for him. Lame.
)
Pepe and Link Hogthrob kept competing to get the role of Teen Angel, but in the end, it went to Animal (I don't know why, but his "Beauty School Dropout" turned into a rock 'n' roll drum session from the heavens above. He kept saying "GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL! GO BACK! GO BACK!" the whole time.)
Then Floyd and Janice both refused to sing "You're The One That I Want" because they said the song was too "overrated" and "lame." Instead, they agreed to sing the other song that was in the original Broadway production of Grease (It's called "All Choked Up". The link to the song is below).
And then the show was on....when Kermit (originally, Kenickie sang the song) and the other Burger Palace Boys/T-Birds did "Greased Lighting", on the part where they do that hand movement and sing "Greased Lighting! Go! Greased Lightning!" Fozzie accidentally punched Kermit. (He was okay after though.) So then he, Floyd, Scooter (who was Doody), and Rizzo (who was Sonny) all took separate lyrics and finished the song for Kermit. The first Act ended with everyone beating each other up for no reason. (when it was supposed to end with "We Go Together")
Act 2, the random female whatnot who got cast as Cha Cha got sick. Walter
volunteered to go on as Cha Cha because there was no other female brave enough to do it. But then when got on stage, he realized he didn't know how to dance. So near the end, Floyd accidentally swung Walter into the orchestra pit. Mildred, who was playing Miss Lynch, just threw the "trophy" down to the injured Walter. Janice still sang "Hopelessly Devoted To You" but Miss Piggy couldn't help but go onstage and sing it with her. (She didn't care though.) All Choked Up (the second to last song) was INCREDIBLE (Enough said). Floyd and Janice kissed at the end, too.
Scooter, who forgot his line (rarity) said "Well....now what do we do?" Then I replied "Isn't it time to sing the finale?" Then we all start singing "We Go Together" again. Then Gonzo, who unfortunately didn't even get a legitimate part in the show, flew into the audience with a flying car (Remember the ending of the movie with the flying car?
).....................
And then I woke up.
(By the way, here's "All Choked Up")