I had one at one time--
I was watching a "extra super special exclusive director's cut" of TMM, which not only included the deleted Statler and Waldorf scenes, but also four previously unheard-of scenes. They involved the running gag of Sweetums being left behind and forced to race to the movie studio to join the Muppets:
Deleted Scene 1:
After Animal scares off Doc Hopper's henchmen, we cut to a wide shot of the area in the desert where the Muppets' station waggon broke down. A tow truck hauls the broken-down vehicle away, and about 5 seconds later we see Sweetums run into the scene and stop for a breath. We then cut to a closeup of Sweetums
: (Looks around) Oh, good. They can't be far off now!
We then cut back to the earlier wide shot as Sweetums runs out of the scene.
Deleted scene 2:
After Kermit and the gang persuade Mr. Lord's secretary to let them into his office, we cut to a sign at the California/Nevada state line and the mileage to San Bernadino and Los Angeles. Sweetums runs into the scene, stops for a breath and reads the sign. Once again, we cut to a closeup for Sweetums' reaction.
: (Looks at sign) *pant pant** Oh, are you KIDDING ME? **pant, pant** (shakes head in disbelief) No, gotta continue. I just GOTTA get there and get famous with those guys. (Turns to audience) ..And besides, we have to wrap up this sub-plot somehow!
Cut back to the master shot of the sign and Sweetums running off importantly.
Deleted scene 3:
During the "Magic Store" number (more specifically, after Animal shouts into the microphone and gives poor Bunsen an earful), we cut to Sweetums entering downtown LA. He runs into the scene and stops to catch his breath.
: (Looks around) Wow! Hello LA! (Looks around some more) Now if I can just find the studio. (Runs off to find the studio)
Deleted Scene 4:
After the roof is blown off the soundstage and the rainbow appears, we see Sweetums, still miles away from the studio, see the rainbow in the distance. As usual, he runs into the scene, stops to catch his breath, then proceeds.
: (Notices rainbow in the distance) THAT's where they must be! Let's just hope I can make it in time! (Runs off)