Do De Rubber Duck Part 2

[punkNpuppets]

good idea, huh? it will have Grover, Herry, Cookie, Sully, Herbert Birdsfoot, Two Headed Monster, Placido Flamingo, Mumford, Baby Bear, and of coarse, Ernie. I only have a few ideas for the lyrics. -

TWO HEADED MONSTER (left): Blaka meck dough bash dey dath.
ALL: And Do De Rubber Duck!
TWO HEADED MONSTER (right): Asha mish doy la mishee BATH!
ALL: Do De Rubber Duck!

SULLY:..................
ALL: Do De Rubber Duck!
SULLY:.................
ALL: Yeah! Do De Rubber Duck!


add your ideas........

 

[Drtooth]

How about incorporating other Muppet characters

Swedish Chef: Gingoo Shampoogin in yer herr

Do de rubba duck

VIngoo soapy vorgin schmeerr!!

Fozzie: Make sure to wash up with care

Do de rubba duck

Cuz' it's more than I can Bear. Wocka Wocka!!

 

[TravellingMatt]

Floyd: Wash your fingers, arms and face

All: Do de rubber duck

Floyd: If you want to play good bass

All: Do de rubber duck

Boober: Wash like your body deserves

All: Do de rubber duck

Boober: Even right down to your NERVES! AAAHHH!

All: Do de rubber duck

 

[punkNpuppets]

well, seems like only 2 people like that idea

 

[Drtooth]

Bear: Just have Fun in the Tub

(when you do de rubba duck)

Cha cha cha-ing while you scrub

Beaker: Mer muh mee mur mee mur moo

(when you do de Rubba Duck)

Mee moo mur mee moo mer moo!

 

[Drtooth]

Prof. Hastings: The first bathtime began in 1722....

(he continues to talk as back ground vocals sing..)

(Do de Rubba Duck)

and then...gzzzznnnnttt....zzzzzzzzzzzz

Don Music: CHew 30 times with every bite...

(when you do the rubba Duck)

No no no! That's not right!!!

 

[Beauregard]

Kermit: Then scrub up your lilly pad

All: do de rubber duck

Kermit: If you don't I'll call you bad

All: do de rubber duck

Bonston: Then use invisability spray

Do de rubber duck

Beaker: MEe Mee Mee Mee Me Meeee

Do De Rubber Duck

 

[Drtooth]

Statler: Bath time here is like their jokes.
(do de rubba duck)
Waldorf: Like the viewers, you'll get soaked
Both: Dwoah ho ho!!

Baby Sinclair: Not the Mama makes me wash

(Do de rubba duck)

When I spit up apple sauce!



 

[Beauregard]

News man: In related news the plug has been taken out

(Gets covered in water)

Do de rubber duck

Oscar: If you make me wash I'll start to pout

Do de rubber duck

Elmo: Elmo want's to scrub and wash

Do de rubber duck

Sweetums: and over the side the water doth splosh

do de rubber duck

 

[punkNpuppets]

well, i really think we should stick to SS characters. BUT, they SHOULD do a version of "Do De Rubber Duck" on the next Muppet show (ft Ernie). And remember, not counting Ernie, there's a 10 muppet limit. here's what we have so far (i picked the best ones) Now we just need Ernie's intro lyrics.



Swedish Chef: Gingoo Shampoogin in yer herr
(Do de rubba duck)
Vingoo soapy vorgin schmeerr!!

Floyd: Wash your fingers, arms and face
(Do de rubber duck)
If you want to play good bass
(Do de rubber duck)

Fozzie: Make sure to wash up with care
Do de rubba duck
Cuz' it's more than I can Bear. Wocka Wocka!!

Prof. Hastings: The first bathtime began in 1722....
(They Did de Rubba Duck)
(continues to talk as back ground vocals sing..)

Chorus
(ah, you guys know the chorus)

Bunsen: Use invisability spray
(After you Do de rubber duck)
Beaker: Mee Mee Mee Mee Me Meeee
(While you Do De Rubber Duck)

Statler: Bath time here is like their jokes.
(When you do de rubba duck)
Waldorf: Like the viewers, you'll get soaked
Both: Dwoah ho ho!!
(when we do de rubber duck)

Sweetums: I gonna scrub and wash
(Do de rubber duck)
and over the side the water doth splosh
do de rubber duck

News man: In related news the plug has been taken out
(So we can't Do de rubber duck)

(all go down the drain)

and we can't have baby sinclair. he's bigger than the bathtub!