Do De Rubber Duck Part 2

[punkNpuppets]

okay, great!

now all we need is some lyrics for Amazing Mumford and Placido Flamingo.

 

[punkNpuppets]

Here's one with the ss muppets and tms muppets, it also features a puppet that I created called PHIL!

SEYMOUR: Wash your tiny, little trunk.
ZOOT: Then get into your bunk.
DR. TEETH: Or listen to some FUNK!
PHIL: Or maybe even PUNK!
LINK: You will look like such a hunk.
OSCAR: When your just a bunch of junk!
DON MUSIC: Be sure not to flunk...no that's not right.
ALL: We like to do the rubber duck!
NEWSMAN: But in other news, we sunk.
(they all sink)

 

[punkNpuppets]

here's some for mumford and placido:

MUMFORD: You need to rub and scrub.
ALL: When you do de rubber duck!
MUMFORD: And pull a RABBIT out the tub!
ALL: Yeah, do de rubber duck.

PLACIDO FLAMINGO: Clean every feather on your body.
ALL: When you do de rubber duck.
PLACIDO FLAMINGO: And sing some Pavarotti!
ALL: While you do de rubber duck!

 

[punkNpuppets]

btw, i'm working on Ernie's verses. so far, they're great!

 

[Beauregard]

Originally posted by punkNpuppets
Here's one with the ss muppets and tms muppets, it also features a puppet that I created called PHIL!

SEYMOUR: Wash your tiny, little trunk.
ZOOT: Then get into your bunk.
DR. TEETH: Or listen to some FUNK!
PHIL: Or maybe even PUNK!
LINK: You will look like such a hunk.
OSCAR: When your just a bunch of junk!
DON MUSIC: Be sure not to flunk...no that's not right.
ALL: We like to do the rubber duck!
NEWSMAN: But in other news, we sunk.
(they all sink)

It should be in related news. It would sound better

 

[Splurge]

Pepe: Wash at noon or night or dawn, okay?

All: When you do de Rubber Duck

Pepe: And you'll be a handsome King Prawn, okay?

All: When you do de Rubber Duck

Pepe: With hot water and with soap, okay?

All: When you do de Rubber Duck

Pepe:(spoken) Okay, I haven't got the next line, but I'm working on it, okay?

All: (over Pepe) When you do de Rubber Duck

 

[Drtooth]

I know how this one can end... Throught the whole thing, Bert keeps yeeling at ernie over the music. He comes to terms with the situation, coming in in a bathrobe and sings:

B: Okay, it's time to have fun
(When ya do de rubba duck)
E: Sorry Bert my song is done (laughs)


Corus: (during which, Bert keeps yelling at Ernie, saying it's unfair)

Everyone disappears, Bert sighs and says..."Maybe Bob will lt me use his shower......."

 

[punkNpuppets]

Well, i think we should send this idea into CTW. If only they could have a good replacement for Placido and Don. well, anyway....

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS i am about to post they WORLD PREMIERE of the lyrics in "Do De Rubber Duck Part 2". ready???? OKAY here it is!!!!!!!!!

 

[punkNpuppets]

Ernie: I did De Rubber Duck
Back in 1986
Alot of my good friends
Got into the mix

That song got really old
Now you may want something new
The water's no longer cold
Do-de-rubber-duck Part Two!

And do de duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck
Rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck,
Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck,
Duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck

Ernie: Come on everyone
All: Do de rubber duck!
Ernie: The party’s not yet done
All: Yeah do de rubber duck!
Ernie: When you get into the water
All: Do de rubber duck!
Ernie: The party will get hotter
All: When you do de rubber duck
Ernie: Take out the soap
All: If you do de rubber duck!
Ernie: Wash your fingers and your toes.
All: While you do de rubber duck!)
Ernie: The water isn’t glacial.
All: If you do de rubber duck!
Ernie: It feels like Jamaica!
All: When you do de rubber duck

All: And do de duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck
Rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck,
Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck,
Duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck

Placido Flamingo: Clean every feather on your body
All: When you do de rubber duck!
Placido Flamingo: And sing some Pavarotti
All: While you do de rubber duck!

Don Music: Chew 30 times with every bite...
All: When you Do De Rubber DUCK???
Don: No no no! That's not right!!!
All: Well, then, Do De Rubber Duck!

Mumford: You need to rub and scrub.
All: When you do de rubber duck!
Mumford: And pull a rabbit out the tub!
All: Yeah, do de rubber duck.

Herry: You don't have to scrub rough
All: When you do de rubba duck
Herry: Even if you're tough!
All: You can do de rubber duck!

All: And do de duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck
Rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck,
Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck,
Duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck

Herbert: I'll do a lecture on some Bubbles
All: When we do de rubber duck!
Grover: Oh, no look out for the trouble!
All: When you do de rubber duck!

Two Headed Monster (Stein): Blaka meck dough bash dey dath.
All: While you Do De Rubber Duck!
Two Headed Monster (Frank): Asha mish doy la mishee BATH!
All: So Do De Rubber Duck!

Cookie: I leave the tub all crumby
All: When he does De Rubber Duck
Cookie: I wash and get them on my tummy
All: If he’ll Do De Rubber Duck.

Sully: (dancing)................
All: And Do De Rubber Duck!
Sully:.................
All: When you Do De Rubber Duck

(all get out of tub and start drying themselves with towels)

Bert: (enters) Okay it's time to have fun
All: When you do de rubber duck!
Ernie: Sorry, Bert, my song is done! Hehehehehe!
All: He can’t do de rubber duck!

(repeat chorus)
Bert: (talking over chorus) ERNIE! I wanna do the rubber duck too!
All: It’s do DE rubber duck!
Bert: Whatever, but can’t we start it over again or something???
All: Already did de rubber duck!
Bert: That’s not fair, uh, MON!
All: No more doin’ de rubber duck!
Bert: (does angry eyebrows) That’s it! I’m gonna do-de-rubber-duck in Bob’s shower!!!
(exits room)
(repeat chorus)
Mumford: (waves magic wand and everyone except Ernie disappears)

 

[Beauregard]

Yes, well, great. Exalent. Splended. Marvelous.

That is soo cool.

And you used one of my verses too.

When me bath it gets all crumby etc.

Ha, Ha!!!

Congratulations PnM, you managed to do it, Including Placido Flamingo and the ones you thought of in the first pace.