Salesman: Get your fluff right here. We have lots of colors. Pink, Red, Yellow, Green, Brown, Peach, Orange, Blue, Purple. I could go on for days. We are selling it by the load.
I would love some. How much are you selling it for?
Salesman: Not a penny.
You mean?
Salesman: That's right. It's only cost a pair of your shorts.
Shorts?
Salesman: That's is what i said.
Your full of bolony. *walks off*
Salesman: Yes i am. Here you can get your only and true love of Bolony. Get it right now before it goes off the walls. And yes i mean walls. I have them stuck to the walls. Get it right now before prices go wild!