Destination: Home

[TogetherAgain]

Ah, I saw the change! Yeah, it's a lot to keep up with sometimes. You seem to be doing pretty well so far, though. And if you do slip up, I probably won't notice, since I've never even seen all of IAVMMCM, and what I have seen I've only seen once. I've really gotta get myself a dvd of that. <sigh>.

Anyway, I guess I should go work on some deleated scenes...

 

[The Count]

Yes please... Post the deleted scenes. Looking forward to the big opening number.

 

[Beauregard]

Ah, I saw the change! Yeah, it's a lot to keep up with sometimes. You seem to be doing pretty well so far, though. And if you do slip up, I probably won't notice, since I've never even seen all of IAVMMCM, and what I have seen I've only seen once. I've really gotta get myself a dvd of that. <sigh>.

Anyway, I guess I should go work on some deleated scenes...

How come you've only seen some of it?!?!

It is probably my third favorite Muppet film of all time!!!

 

[TogetherAgain]

I've only seen some of it because the only chance I've ever had to see it was this past Thanksgiving. I saw everything up to Gonzo's line "on the most MISERABLE Christmas of MY LIFE" And then I had to turn it off because my family was (quite literally) dragging me away from the tv to go to my aunt's house for dinner. argh.......

So yes, I have unfortunately never seen the end. Very depressing, because I KNOW that I'm missing something BIG but... <sigh>.

Great, now I'm depressed. How am I supposed to finish writing this happy upbeat opening number if I'm depressed? You know there's a reason these scenes were deleated- they were too hard to write. But, I said I would... so I will... no guarantees on time frame... but I'll write them...

 

[TogetherAgain]

1.) I know we're all kind of in shock from Beau's incredibly shocking "Muppet Terror," but I can't stand seeing an utter lack of posts in the fanfic section, and I think we need to laugh a little.

2.) On the other hand, maybe we need to laugh a lot.

3.) These deleted scenes are a little more deleted than I thought, so...

4.) It's time for the Gag Reel!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Destination: Home, Gag Reel

Galt’s showdown room, take one.

Galt: Well. Look who finally decided to- <laughs>

Kermit: What’s so funny?

Galt: <still laughing> You just looked so lost!

Kermit: Well, I was just unconscious, what do you expect?

Director: (off screen) Cut!

Muppet Labs, take one.

Beaker: Mee mee mou moo!

Bunsen: No no, Beakie, your line is “mee mee moo mou!”

Beaker: Mee mee moo mou? Mo Mee mee mou moo?

Bunsen: No, it’s “mee mee moo mou.”

Kermit: Aw, sheesh... <turns to camera> Like anyone would know the difference.

Sesame Street Diner, take six.

Kermit: No, Grover, TWELVE menus! Twelve! Twelve!

Grover: Isn’t that twelve?

Kermit: No, that’s seven.

Grover: I thought I had twelve.

Kermit: Well, you don’t have twelve!

Grover: Well, I can’t count to twelve! It’s not my job to count, that was never my job on Sesame Street!

Kermit: Sheesh...

Grover: I’ve had other jobs! I never had to count to twelve. I had to be SUPER Grover, I had to be a waiter, I had to be a salesman...

Kermit: Yeah, I know all about you being a salesman.

Grover: But I never had to count!

Floyd: Can somebody just say “cut” already?

Gonzo: Cut!

Kermit: Yeah, cut....

Grover: I’m sorry.

First pond scene, take two.

......

Gina: Do I have a line here?

Kermit: Yes.

Gina: I forgot my line.

Kermit: Yeah, I forgot it, too.

Gina: So what do we do, just sit here and keep staring at the pond?

Kermit: No.... we wait for the director to say “cut”

Gina: Oh. Ok. I can do that.

Kermit: Yeah.

Director: (off screen) Cut!

Sesame Street Diner, take ten.

Grover: Ok, do I have twelve now?

Fozzie: Well, let’s count them...

Grover: Ok. One, two, three, four...

Kermit: One-two-three four, five, six-seven-eight nine, ten, eleven twelve. Doo doo do doo do do do do do do doo do do!

Grover: Show off.

Desert, post-song, take two.

Fozzie: Yeah, Kermit? I’m not giving up, either.

Rowlf: Same here!

Gonzo: Why would we give up?

Camilla: Bawwwwwk

Floyd: Yeah, man, why stop now?

Janice: Rully. Like, we’ve come this far.

Animal: ................LINE! LINE!

Floyd: Animal...

Animal: AN-I-MAL! AN-I-MAL!

Miss Piggy: Oh, brother!

Rowlf: Cut!

Galt’s showdown room, take four.

Galt: <puts one hand on each arm of chair> Frog. Will. You. Do. My. Movie.

Kermit: ...You have something on your cheek, there.

Galt: Oh, do I?

Kermit: Yeah, it’s right...

Galt: <wipes cheek> Did I get it?

Kermit: Nope, other cheek.

Galt: <wipes other cheek> How bout now?

Kermit: Almost.

Galt: <wipes cheek again>

Kermit: There you go, now you got it. Uh, what’s my line again?

Galt: I have absolutely no idea.

Crash scene, take nine.

Gina: Can we hurry this scene up a little bit? This make up is really starting to hurt.

Miss Piggy: Honey, you have no right to talk about painful make up. You should see what I go through everyday.

Gina: Excuse me, I have shards of glass sticking out of my skin! I think I know painful make up!

Kermit: Can we just do the take already?!?

Director: (off screen) We already are.

Kermit: What?

Director: (off screen) We’re rolling!

Kermit: Oh.

Miss Piggy: oops.

Gina: Hi Mom!

Swedish Chef scene, take one.

Chef: Vell, it vuoold be-a a lut ieseeer tu keep iferytheeng in. Bork bork bork!.. um... Kermeet, I furgut vhet my leene-a is. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Du yuoo remember my leene-a?

Kermit: um... did anybody get that?

Rizzo: Don’t look at me!

Kermit: ...right... uh, cut?

Sesame Street diner, take twenty-five.

Robin: Uncle Kermit? Could you please show me *hic* around Sesame Street hic now?

Kermit: Well, I think you should get rid of your hiccups first.

Robin: *hic*

Kermit: Alright, who’s got a cure for hiccups?

Robin: *hic*

Fozzie: Mom always said to take ten sips of water.

Robin: But I’m all ou*hic* out of water.

Kermit: Here, have some of mine.

Robin: Thanks Uncle *hic* Kermit. <sips water several times, puts glass down>

Kermit: Was that ten?

Robin: *hic* Yup.

Kermit: Well, that didn’t work.

Janice: Like, try holding your breath, Robin. That like, always works for me, fer surely.

Robin: <holds breath for a while, lets out a big gust of air>

Kermit: Better?

Robin: *hic*

Kermit: Aw, sheesh...

Director (off screen): Cut!

Deleted Scene one, take three

Pepe: Why are we singing?

Scooter: Well, because the script tells us to.

Pepe: Si, but why does the script tell us to sing, hokay?

Scooter: What do you mean, why? We’re randomly bursting into song.

Pepe: Randomly bursting into song?!?

Scooter: Of course.

Pepe: Why would we randomly burst into song?

Scooter: Because we’re Muppets. We always randomly burst into song.

Pepe: Since when, hokay?

Scooter: Well, since always! Where have you been? We’ve always randomly burst into song.

Pepe: Unbelievable!

 

[The Count]

If I knew how to use/insert the Muppet icons...

Lisa, that was great! The best one was the take in the diner with the Pinball Count reference. That made me laugh once. And then... Grover's line: "Show-off" made me laugh two times.

Mayhaps the blooper with Robin hiccupping should be broken into two different takes, once with Fozzie's cure and another with Janice's cure. That way, you could milk it the way they do with the Pixar films outtakes at the end of the film. Have a blooper in between and have every other gag be a different cure for Robin's hiccups suggested by the different Muppets. Heck, you could even work in a few suggestions from other Muppets out on SS round the production set.

But this was goooood.

 

[theprawncracker]

I have to agree with The Count, it was awesome! Loved Grover. Well, if you'll excuse me, I think I might be able to get another chapter in RoE before I leave.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Thought of another blooper!

On Sesame Street, take nine

Bert: Yeah, it's great to see you, Kermit-

Cookie Monster: Hiya Kermit!

Oscar: Oh, no, another cheerful face!

Big Bird: Hi, Kermit! How are you?

Elmo: Elmo is so happy to see you, Mr. Kermit

<A girl just a little over five feet tall with longish brown hair and bright blue eyes comes on screen>

TogetherAgain: Elmo, what are you doing here? I thought you were promoting "Tickle Me Elmo". I didn't write you into this scene.

Elmo: Oops! Elmo forgot about that! Sorry, everybody, Elmo's gotta go! <runs off>

TogetherAgain: Sorry about that, folks. Carry on. <walks off>

Snuffleupagus: Uh...

Kermit: What the heck was that?

Director: (off screen) Cut!

 

[The Count]

Funny... But unnecessary. Though now that you posted it...
Guess Kevin will have to bear the brunt of half the population hating his two most popular Muppet characters. Not sure I understand it with Clifford, having the benefit of watching him on JHH and MT and liking both performances. A little understood with Elmo what with the Elmo-centric episodes that get churned out, but he's a sometimes OK character.

Just hope they'd make a few small changes to EW so it'd be a bit more palateable.