Deepest darkest secrets...

[Cantus Rock]

Heh, sorry, that's all your getting from me. This board knows too much about me already.



-Matt

 

[Super Scooter]

Originally posted by Cantus Rock
Heh, sorry, that's all your getting from me. This board knows too much about me already.



-Matt

I know where you live...

 

[sarah_yzma]

my secret? i'm madly in love with....aww wait that isn't a secret....

hmm let me think....deep and dark, huh? well I'm pretty much an open book....sorry....

Sarah

 

[Cantus Rock]

Originally posted by Super Scooter
I know where you live...

Actually I moved since then. I now live at 431-- waaaaiiiitttt a minute...

-Matt

 

[ryhoyarbie]

i got one..i have had 1 girl friend for 2 months and that was 3 years ago..haven't had another one since.....i know i'm pathetic....oh well

ryan

 

[scarylarrywolf]

Oh! Oh! I've got one! OK, once when I was about 10 I was into sports (what a strange kid, huh?). Well, I was on a little league basketball team thingy at the YMCA and during one practice, while I was scrimaging around the court with the other kids, our coach was off talking to someone he knew, paying no attention to us (no wonder we didn't win any games... oh, wait, I was on the team). Anyway, the ball had rolled out of our section of the court and I was going to hastily retrieve it for my team, when out of the frickin' blue comes the coach for the other team. I grabbed the ball first, then he grabbed it, then I somehow got around to sitting on the floor tugging at the ball. My teammates were yelling at me to "kick the ball", so I did, and in the process unwittingly caught my toe on the coaches sweatpants and kicked him in the place where it hurts the most! He grabbed me by the neck and called me a butthead and I haven't liked basketball ever since

There's more where that came from, so if you like this one, holler for more.

--"Scary" Larry Wolf

 

[Cantus Rock]

Well, should you share anymore, PLEASE refrain from stories involving the striking of a man's ...area. Thank you.



-Matt

 

[Joggy]

A few weeks ago I kinda busted the lock on one of the lockers in the library by trying to shove an American coin in, because I didn't have any Dutch 50 cent coins.

A few days later I saw the sign that said breaking a lock woulda cost me at least 24 times as much, had I not cowardly walked away. (the lock seemed to be fixed anyway)

Oh, and I striked a man's area once. But that's a different story.

 

[leliebel]

I laugh in the face of euphemisms

 

[Fozzie Bear]

They make me cough.