Byron Fan Club

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by Luke
disguised as a hairy turkish belly dancer with wig and veil.

Disguise?

Don't you mean "normal uniform?"

RADIO EDIT: Can I be court stenographer since I won't have to do anything as you'll all be typing anyhow? Or maybe I can be baliff (Bear on Patrol on patrol again!).

 

[radionate]

Originally posted by anathema
We call 'em "solicitors" over here.

Luke, what does this mean?

When do I get to present evidence?

 

[Luke]

Solicitors are lawyers, but they get paid less and there's less of them. The prosecution gets to present evidence after both the prosecution and defence opening statements. Then we can throw the mud at Byron, bring on the firing squad and hock his Care bear collection on Ebay !

 

[anathema]

Originally posted by Luke
Solicitors are lawyers, but they get paid less and there's less of them.

A plan with no drawbacks! I can't tell you what we call them up here in Scotland, I'd get thrown off the board

The prosecution gets to present evidence after both the prosecution and defence opening statements. Then we can throw the mud at Byron, bring on the firing squad and hock his Care bear collection on Ebay !

We still need a jury...

 

[Luke]

Originally posted by anathema
We still need a jury...

Oh great - now we need to find 12 people who aren't prejudiced against Byron !

 

[beaker]

Originally posted by Luke
Oh great - now we need to find 12 people who aren't prejudiced against Byron !

Seems like he's got a legion of followers on here! Doh!
Btw, Luke...you just cant stand being #2 can you? Hmmm, begun this post war has! j/k...

 

[anathema]

Originally posted by Luke
Oh great - now we need to find 12 people who aren't prejudiced against Byron !

I'd suggest grabbing the next 12 people to sign up to the forum, if it weren't for the repeated "don't touch" warnings in the thread!

 

[radionate]

But I'm not kidding about not touching Byron.

 

[Luke]

Originally posted by beaker
Btw, Luke...you just cant stand being #2 can you? Hmmm, begun this post war has! j/k...

LOL ! Cory, i just couldn't stand to see you lose your place at #2, you've looked so comfortable there.

As for finding 12 people who aren't prejudiced against Byron - well there's always morgues and cyrogenically frozen people !

 

[anathema]

Originally posted by radionate
But I'm not kidding about not touching Byron.

Your evidence will be...interesting...