Byron Fan Club

[radionate]

AHEM

 

[anathema]

I could see that one coming Ok...

"This court is now in session, Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett in the chair. The case before us is that of the Crown versus Janice & Mokey's Man, alias the Kentucky Care Bear Flasher. Oh, and hand me the black cap, will you - I'll be needing that."

 

[radionate]

Oooohhhhhh, this is an English Court of Law? Wow. I feel underdressed now. I best go get a powdered wig.

And I need Luke to translate for me.

And I need tea and crumpets.

 

[anathema]

Originally posted by radionate
Oooohhhhhh, this is an English Court of Law? Wow. I feel underdressed now. I best go get a powdered wig.

And I need Luke to translate for me.

And I need tea and crumpets.

Wigs are optional, but hey, if it makes you feel good

We seem to be missing the defence counsel...any suici--volunteers?

 

[radionate]

Can I object in English courts?

 

[anathema]

In, yes. To, no.




Technically, this is a Scottish court right now...

 

[Luke]

Well i would have defended him (even though we all know full well he's guilty) but i'm on translating duties for Nate. However for a small fee i'd be willing to smuggle Byron to a safe country - disguised as a hairy turkish belly dancer with wig and veil.

 

[anathema]

Hey, if you wanna perform the judge, I'll appear for the defence instead (I gotta look after my property , since I can't do both.
I don't think being the judge and translator constitutes quite the same conflict of interests...!

 

[Crazy Harry]

I would be the defending attorney, but I have my own leagle problems to deal with at the moment.

 

[anathema]

We call 'em "solicitors" over here.