Byron Fan Club

[Luke]

Maybe Janice and Mokey will testify ....... then again Mokey's in a state of disrepair now, living life out of a suitcase. Let that be a warning to Chasity !

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

sittin' handcuffed, tied to a chair surrounded by the "rebels" in the courtroom



HEY!

The Care Bears thing was totally innocent!

Really!

It was!

And it wasn't just the Care Bears, I showed her everything I had. Ya don't collect just to hide stuff away, ya know!

*tries to wriggle out of cuffs, to no avail*

*sigh*

Could you guys at least untie me? Pweeease? I SWEAR I'm innocent, and this was all an innuendo started by LUKE!

 

[anathema]

Re: sittin' handcuffed, tied to a chair surrounded by the "rebels" in the courtroom

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
And it wasn't just the Care Bears, I showed her everything I had. Ya don't collect just to hide stuff away, ya know!

You're only making things worse for yourself, y'know!


Enter the arresting officer:

"You have the right to remain silent, but I must caution you that anything you say will be taken down, twisted to my satisfaction, and used in a court of law to put you away for a good many years..."

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Re: Re: sittin' handcuffed, tied to a chair surrounded by the "rebels" in the courtroom

Originally posted by anathema
You're only making things worse for yourself, y'know!


Enter the arresting officer:

"You have the right to remain silent, but I must caution you that anything you say will be taken down, twisted to my satisfaction, and used in a court of law to put you away for a good many years..."

"B-b--but--"

*GULP*

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Re: Re: sittin' handcuffed, tied to a chair surrounded by the "rebels" in the courtroom

Originally posted by anathema
"...twisted to my satisfaction, and used in a court of law to put you away for a good many years..."

*starts to sweat*

 

[Crazy Harry]

Don't worry Byron. I have the perfect plan to get you out of this. All you need to do is find a turtle, a girdle, and twenty four carrots and meet me at Grant's tomb. Come on lanky!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Chris's irrational list

B-but I don't have ANY o' those things!!



And who you callin' "lanky"?

 

[Crazy Harry]

In that case, I'm afraid we'll have to do this the legle way.

Your honor, I take back my previous statements and agree to be Byron's defense attorney.

 

[anathema]

This court is now in recess as the office is now open, and I have to try and remember where I was up to before I went on holiday...


Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett: "Proceedings will resume at 6pm GMT, at which point the court will attempt to appoint a jury."

 

[Crazy Harry]

Oh boy, recess! I get first dibs on the swings!