Byron Fan Club

[anathema]

Paging the bailiff...

...would you please declare these proceedings re-opened? Ta!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

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Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
...I'll brandish him with a couple of jolts of this here cattle prod, yessir!
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Originally posted by anathema
That is a really weird image...did you mean 'brand'?

I checked Webster's Dictionary, and I could brandish him with the cattle prod. Cattle prods, as I'm used to seeing, are electrical devices with which you control the cows...or whatever animals...through electric shock.

Kind of how my doctors used to control me at the ward...

Anyhow:
HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Court is now in session. Please rise! The Honorable Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett presiding. When he takes his seat, you can all set yo' big butts down!!

GET DOWN!!

*Starts singing James Brown songs...*

 

[anathema]

brandish vb. 1. (tr.) to wave or flourish (a weapon etc.) in a triumphant, threatening or ostentatious way. ~n. 2. a threatening or defiant flourish.

Thus, you may brandish the cattle prod at the defendant, but unless you're feeling particularly strong, you probably don't want to be brandishing the defendant himself...

But enough of this frippery! Bring forth the accused!

 

[Crazy Harry]

I think the baliff might have forgoten my client back at the jail cells.

 

[anathema]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
I think the baliff might have forgoten my client back at the jail cells.

...leading one to wonder how it's possible to misplace him...

 

[Fozzie Bear]

No no no, not brandish "HIM" but brandish him "WITH A COUPLE OF JOLTS"...oh, nevermind!! LOL!!

*Quickly runs out of the court to drag the condemned back to the...um, court.*

Okay, here he is. Bound and gagged.

I added the gag.

Settle down, prisoner!

*BRANDISHES THE CATTLE PROD TOWARD THE DEFENDANT!! (THERE!)*

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
...and all that fur serves as padding, so it won't matter much.

I want a new bailiff!!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
Okay, here he is. bound and gagged.

I added the gag.

MmmmPPhhfhllllhmmmPPHHH!!














*also wonders just exactly what kinda gag it is*

 

[Crazy Harry]

I agree with my client's statement. The current baliff is abusive and incompetent.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Okay, I'm confused...

Is court actually being held here at the Fan Club or at the Density Planning?

This is supposed to be the BFC, in which we all share how much we love our Byron.

I'll start:

Um...
Uh...




uh...


Um, Matt, you go first...