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[Crazy Harry]

*begins speaking through a puppet that looks like Nate*

Your honor, I request that this case be dismissed do that we may all go home and eat cake.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Removes the gag.*

What'd you say?

 

[radionate]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
*begins speaking through a puppet that looks like Nate*

Your honor, I request that this case be dismissed do that we may all go home and eat cake.

That wasn't a puppet. Put your hand there again, and you will lose it!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

*spits out sock fuzz*

I said, "I CAN'T speak, you GAGGED me!! "

But now you've ungagged me and freed my mouf. Thank youuuu!

*stretches newly-released jaw muscles*

 

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by radionate
That wasn't a puppet. Put your hand there again, and you will lose it!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!

*runs to the men's room to soak hand in scolding hot water*

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
*stretches newly-released jaw muscles*

Uh, I see trouble on the horizon, but my cow zapper is dead. Guess I'll have to resort to pinching.

*Pinch!*

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by radionate
That wasn't a puppet. Put your hand there again, and you will lose it!

Anybody else smell that smell?

*Sniffs the socks*
Nope, not these...

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
*Pinch!*

YOWCH!!

Hey, watch it!

 

[Crazy Harry]

*returns from the restroom*

Hey! There are laws against pinching in court.

 

[radionate]

And what you just did to me is illegal in 48 states.