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Erine81981

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Why me? Why me?
Why is everything going wrong today?
I just wish it would go away and come some other day
not today.
I need a new Band leader, because he's a baby now.
There's just nothing I can do now.
Why me? Why me? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Why this? Why this.......have to happen to me?

Hey this is fun. Hey here goes the "Why me" dance I'll do.

*gets out of chair* Ok. You put your hands on your head and shake it. You then kick your legs up in the air. Now make a mad, frighten and scared look. Put them together. *Puts hands on head, shakes it, legs up in the air and then looking mad, frighten and scared*
 
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Hmmmmmmm? *thinking* I guess so. *looks down* Oops! *falls on floor* WHAM!!! Oh, man did that hurt, bad! Oh my back. This is the baddest day I've had. Ouch!
 
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Beauregard said:
Let us have some more order.
Click to expand...

*smacking gum and speaking in her best and most annoying nasal voice*

Okay sir, what'll ya have? Our special today is fraggle fried mud meat, smothered in greasy Gonzo gravy, Earnie ear corn, a side of white Rabbi rice, and Albert Flan for desert. NOT Albert Flan himself of course! he he he
 
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Were trying to do a show here. Ok. *keeps talking on phone* Did you hear me? I said, *yells*

I WANT YA'LL TO STOP INTERUP MY TALK SHOW!!!! :mad:
 
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Gaga, ma, haaa, We wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year!!!

Bea:zany:{Baby Beau need BBB!!!}regard
 
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Why are you singing christmas songs? THis is getting to be a nusince. *something stinks* Whew! There is some thing that stinks in here. Man! Can anyone cheak Beau? I think its him.
 
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Ok. Back to the show.

Ok tonight Guests are the two only bestest friends of all.

They live on Sesame Street together in a Basement Apartment, none other then *whispers* drum roll please.

:halo: DRUM ROLL!!!

BERT AND ERNIE!
 
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