Bill Barretta is a Sexy Muppet Mans

[Erine81981]

Why me? Why me?
Why is everything going wrong today?
I just wish it would go away and come some other day
not today.
I need a new Band leader, because he's a baby now.
There's just nothing I can do now.
Why me? Why me? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Why this? Why this.......have to happen to me?

Hey this is fun. Hey here goes the "Why me" dance I'll do.

*gets out of chair* Ok. You put your hands on your head and shake it. You then kick your legs up in the air. Now make a mad, frighten and scared look. Put them together. *Puts hands on head, shakes it, legs up in the air and then looking mad, frighten and scared*

 

[Puppetplanet]

If your legs are up in the air....... are you floating?

 

[Erine81981]

Hmmmmmmm? *thinking* I guess so. *looks down* Oops! *falls on floor* WHAM!!! Oh, man did that hurt, bad! Oh my back. This is the baddest day I've had. Ouch!

 

[Beauregard]

Let us have some more order.

BBB.

 

[Puppetplanet]

Let us have some more order.

*smacking gum and speaking in her best and most annoying nasal voice*

Okay sir, what'll ya have? Our special today is fraggle fried mud meat, smothered in greasy Gonzo gravy, Earnie ear corn, a side of white Rabbi rice, and Albert Flan for desert. NOT Albert Flan himself of course! he he he

 

[Erine81981]

Were trying to do a show here. Ok. *keeps talking on phone* Did you hear me? I said, *yells*

I WANT YA'LL TO STOP INTERUP MY TALK SHOW!!!!

 

[Beauregard]

Gaga, ma, haaa, We wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year!!!

Bea{Baby Beau need BBB!!!}regard

 

[Erine81981]

Why are you singing christmas songs? THis is getting to be a nusince. *something stinks* Whew! There is some thing that stinks in here. Man! Can anyone cheak Beau? I think its him.

 

[Erine81981]

Ok. Back to the show.

Ok tonight Guests are the two only bestest friends of all.

They live on Sesame Street together in a Basement Apartment, none other then *whispers* drum roll please.

DRUM ROLL!!!

BERT AND ERNIE!

 

[Beauregard]

Bbb!!! Bbb!!!