Bill Barretta is a Sexy Muppet Mans

[Super Scooter]

I'M HERE!!!

Wait a minute, what happened here???

I'm goin' back to the Random thread....

 

[sarah_yzma]

I think you were going to give me a large sum of money

 

[Erine81981]

HOLD ON!!!! I'm Bill the shows host. I was trying out a new show on the folks and it seems (sinff) that know one likes Bill. Thats all folks. *walks off stage and walks out the door off the lot, looks back* Bye everyone.

 

[ryhoyarbie]

looks around and see's an empty stage. looks out and see's the audience is still in their seats....

um....hi everybody. sorry but the new bill barretta show is now off the air due to bill not wanting to do the show....for the shows finale: it's the dancing girls from long island, newyork! hit it girls......
looks to the side to see no dancing girls...

oh dang it....never mind.....bbb........sniff......sniff......
walks off stage

ryan

 

[Erine81981]

Bill seems to have forgot something

runs in Hey? Ryan? Don't leave. Sorry. I was trying to get people to see what might would happen if the host left. I can't leave now. Ok. We need the theme song again.

looks around to see if "The Beaus" are still there

Where is my Band? scraches his head

BEAUS!!!! NEED THE THEME SONG AGAIN!!!!

 

[Beauregard]

No problem, Hit it, no not Hit Me, no I didn't say hit me, ohh, wait stop. PLAY THE MUSIC!!!




BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up

::And now to the chorus::


No, AAA, no CCC, no DDD, no EEE only BBB!!!


BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up, BBB, sing it up, sing it up

::And now to the chorus::


No, AAA, no CCC, no DDD, no EEE only BBB!!!!!



Bea{would you please stop hitting me, no, me!!!}regard

 

[ryhoyarbie]

well okay, sounds good. thanks beaus. man that song is rockin huh. hahahaha.....ah good lord i'm in a good mood tonight. haha...yes....okay, our first guest that we're going to bring out bill is the oldest muppet around. so everyone give it up for ROWLF THE DOG!......

anyone can now act like rowlf when talking..i just wanted to bring him out and get the show on the road!

ryan

 

[Beauregard]

Woof, woof, bow wow.

Bow, bow. Bow, bow.

No, no, no. Bow wow.

How now brown cow.

Forget it.

 

[Erine81981]

Hmmmmm it seems that Rowlf has brought one of his friends along.
So how has it been Rowlf?

 

[Beauregard]

Fine and dandy.

DANY-LION

Nope, just Dandy and grand.

GRAND OLD DUKE OF YORK

Will you cut it out?

Beau{No, not cut it up}regard