Bill Barretta is a Sexy Muppet Mans

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by EmmyMik
Ok, ok.

I admit. Byron did it.

Wait a minute--how did I get dragged into this restraining order-deservin' nonsense?!

Really!

How did?!

 

[Lynnette]

Okay, I have several questions now.

What are the rules for "borrowing"? Would I need something like a library card?

Who IS the Muppet Paparazzi? How much does it pay?

Who was Bear at MuppetFest? Was it Neil/Neal?

Why does Phillip think we care that Bill is married?

-Lynnette

 

[Luke]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
Wait a minute--how did I get dragged into this restraining order-deservin' nonsense?!

Number of previous restraining orders against Byron :- 2,365

Number of previous restraining orders against the 'Bill Baretta Borrowers' :- 1 (there was that unfortunate 'borrowing' mix-up with Carol Spinney)

Therefore ....... BYRON CUT THE CAKE !!!!!

 

[Super Scooter]

No, that too was me. Byron's innocent on those charges. I ain't sayin' nothin' about Bill's bathroom scents, though.

On behalf of Carroll Spinney... well...

Originally posted by Luke
What were YOU doing in the bushes with Emmy then ?

He has muffin bushes. Couldn't help myself.

Then there was the pie swipped from the window.

 

[Beauregard]

That's PieS Scooter, there were two. I know. I am... *Somone hits me on the head with a stale muffin.*

 

[Super Scooter]

Oh, yeah! That's right! You were the one with the binoculars. Did you ever get Bill to autograph your mop?

 

[Manda:-D]

iginally posted by Lynnette [/i]
Okay, I have several questions now.
What are the rules for "borrowing"? Would I need something like a library card?
Who IS the Muppet Paparazzi? How much does it pay?
Who was Bear at MuppetFest? Was it Neil/Neal?
Why does Phillip think we care that Bill is married?
-Lynnette [/QUOTE]
Lynette asks intellegent questions. Especially the last one!!!
....Hmm....Does the BBB have fake official membership cards? (Along w/the fake official membership shirts?)

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Okay. I'll accept the punishment for it and I know I'll get disbanned from this thread and possibly the BBB, but Noel Macneal wins.

Sorry. I just have a thing for dark hair and dark eyes.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by Manda:-D
....Hmm....Does the BBB have fake official membership cards? (Along w/the fake official membership shirts?)

I never heard, but the BFC (Byron Fan Club) DOES have an imaginary website and merchandise.

All hail the hair of Byron!!

(Of course, in my case, you hail anybody's hair...)

Kev--->

 

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
Okay. I'll accept the punishment for it and I know I'll get disbanned from this thread and possibly the BBB, but Noel Macneal wins.

Sorry. I just have a thing for dark hair and dark eyes.

Well I have appointed Noel the Vice-Bill (I have no idea if I have the power to do that, but I don't care)...