Bill Barretta is a Sexy Muppet Mans

[Luke]

I wouldn't stand for it. Call Bill's agent, Scary Ralph and complain. He manages the Victorias Secrets store on Sunset in his spare time - you'll find him amongst the thongs!

*another secret of Muppetdom exposed*

 

[Super Scooter]

Forget Bill's agent, I'm calling my agent. If he keeps getting me the same gigs as Bill, I'm pretty much screwed. *GASP!* My Kevin Clein ad!

*rushes to phone*

 

[sarah_yzma]

I think it's time for a new agent Justin...I'll volunteer

*off to watch special features on her new DVD*

 

[Beauregard]

*enters in dark glasses and a dark trench coat* I heard sombide was lookin' for an agent...

 

[Super Scooter]

Yay! Sarah and Beauregard (am I allowed to start calling you by your real name yet?) are gonne be my double-agents! ....

 

[sarah_yzma]

I don't work well with others.

 

[Beauregard]

That's ok, because I don't work well in general.

Bea{Real name? Real name? As if Beau isn't real...you do realise I'm that brown guy from the Muppet Show, right?}regard

 

[Super Scooter]

I don't work well with others.

*sigh* Fine.

Sorry, Beau. I'd much rather have a girl agent than a guy agent. They're, and I quote, "just plain better than everyone else."

Besides, Sarah's smart, and Beau and I were both homeschooled.

 

[sarah_yzma]

Woah! Don't go throwing that S word around.......it makes me blush!

Besides, this thread should be about Bill....uhh right?!

BBB!!!!

 

[Super Scooter]

It wouldn't be about Bill if we couldn't muffin it.