Bill Barretta is a Sexy Muppet Mans

[christyb]

Really? Lemme see those.....hmm...it looks like he doesn't lock his back door....anybody up for a raid?

 

[Beauregard]

*a marching band enters*

Always ready for a parade in a Muppeteer's honor, Christy B.

 

[christyb]

A raid not a parade! Sheesh, it's a good thing they left you in charge.

 

[Beauregard]

Charge? *grabs pitchforks and torches* Whatever you say.

 

[christyb]

Uh huh...maybe I shouldn't have joined after all..whatcha gonna do burn Bill at the stake?

 

[Beauregard]

Steaks? *grabs barbecue and beef* Alright, where's the party? *little realises that ears are blocked with cotton wool thus rendering me ridiculous*

 

[christyb]

Uh huh.....are you deaf or something? Usually you're not this loopy

 

[Beauregard]

WHAT? Dress like a groupie? Even I don't go that far...

 

[christyb]

How about give me all your cash? *wonders if that'll work*

 

[Beauregard]

Give you a smash? *pulls rope dropping a 5 ton weight on Christy B*