Battle of the Muppet Quotes!

[Beauregard]

Sure theres a double feature in town every Saterday night.
-Kerm

(Can, won't.)

 

[Super Scooter]

"Wait a minute. Wait a minute! There's an ad in here that you would be very interested in! ... Feast your eyes on that!"
- Bernie

(Oh, come on! You know you want to! Tell you what. If I sing, will you? Wait! We're only typing!)

 

[Beauregard]

World Wide Pictures' Lord Grade's open orditions for Frogs wishing to become rich and famous?
-Kerm

(No way)

 

[Super Scooter]

*Bernie smacks paper*

"Er, thanks anyway, but I'm pretty happy where I am."
- Kermit

(Come on! Just belt it out! Like this! Theeeeeeeeeeeee Hills are aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive with the sound of muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccc!!!!!! With songs they have suuuuuuuuuuuung for a thousand yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

 

[Manda:-D]

Uuuuuuummmm......Shouldn't we just stick to the quote war?

 

[Super Scooter]

Aw! We're just having fun! And I have to pick on him sometime! Okay, we'll get back to the quoute war.

"Oh, if i were you I'd give this offer very careful consideration! you got talent kid. Singing, dancing, telling jokes. I mean, you get your tongue fixed, who knows! You could make millions of people happy!"
- Bernie

(just one line, Beau? I did it! Come on!)

 

[Beauregard]

Millions of people happy?
-Kerm

(Ok then, THEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYIIIIIII, *burst into tears* I can't do it.)

 

[sarah_yzma]

Originally posted by Beauregard


(Ok then, THEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYIIIIIII, *burst into tears* I can't do it.)

(what song is that???? just curious....) hehe

Sarah

 

[Beauregard]

Millions of people happy
-Bernie

(I was trying to sing The Hills Are Alive. *Between Sobs*)

 

[Super Scooter]

"Look, if you ever come west to Hollywood, look me up. Bernie. The agent."
- Bernie.

(Hey, Beau. What does putting someone on your buddy list do?)