Battle of the Muppet Quotes!

[Manda:-D]

"Have you tried Hari Krishna?"
-Kermit
(Somethin' like that...)

 

[Beauregard]

That's real funny but I really am lost here.
-Bernie

(1 + 2 + 0 = 120 - 1 = 119 - 2 = 117 = 0 = 1117 = 0000 = 0, yes I can press submit now!!!)

 

[Manda:-D]

So, have YOU tried Hari Krishna?
(There's a running gag in TMM that whenever anyone says they're lost/need directions another character asks if they've tried Hari Krishna!)

 

[Super Scooter]

"Uh, just a second... Darn, I missed. You know, that's the first thing to go on a frog. His tongue. The tongue goes and you can't catch flies."
- Kermit The Frog

 

[Fozzie Bear]

"Oh, sorry about the tongue..."

 

[Super Scooter]

"But, I'm in a hurry! I've got to catch a plane!"
- Bernie

Scoot

 

[Beauregard]

With that tounge? No way.
-Kerm

(Hey Scooter, from now on every time I see the 120 I'll thank God no one can spam us!!!!!!!)

 

[Gonzo14]

That's Funny, but seriously i'm a Talent Agent I flew in from Hollywood (not sure if that's what he said)
-Bernie the Agent

 

[Beauregard]

Hollywood? Did you say Hollywood?
-Kerm

 

[Super Scooter]

"Read my lips; "Hollywood!" You know! Holly-wood! The magic factory! The dream store! Hey, haven't you ever been to the movies?"
- Bernie

(Gonzo14, it's okay if you don't get it exactly perfect. I was a little too picky about that at the beginning of the game, but, you can't expect to remember it line for line! (or can you?) Beau, why won't you sing? I bet you'd do a great Miss Piggy! Hey, next time you watch The Muppet Movie, imagine Frank Oz when you get to Miss Piggy's song. That's hilarious!)