Battle of the Muppet Quotes!

[Gonzo14]

Well Bernie the Agent meet Arnie the Alligator
-Kermit

 

[Super Scooter]

"Doooowhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Ah! Stay! Stay! Back!"
- Bernie

"Arnie. Arnie, it's okay! Leave him alone! Arnie, he's from Hollywood!"
- Kermit

(either that, or it was YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! )

(Well, Beau, at least you tried.)

 

[Super Scooter]

"Hmph. Well, uh, I'd miss this old swamp, but, millions of people happy."
- Kermit

And with that, we start a new scene!

"How could you miss a story like that???"
- Mr. Tarkanian

"Waaaaaah!"
- Kermit, Fozzie, and Gonzo

"Practically bit you on the seat of the pants! There's just no excuse!"
- Mr. Tarkanian

 

[Beauregard]

Wahha
G, K, F.

Thump *hit's desk*
- Mr. Tarkanian

 

[Super Scooter]

"I guess this isn't a good time to ask for a raise."
- Fozzie

"A raise? A raise? Oh, ho ho! I'll give you a raise!"
- Mr. Tarkanian

(see Beauregard's post )

 

[Beauregard]

Can we leave the one there, sorry but I have no idea what comes next.

How about:

They don't look like presbiterians to me.
-Fozzie Bear

 

[Super Scooter]

I don't have any clue what came after that. Well, I know, I just can't remember. Sorry!

It's your fault! You wouldn't sing!

Here's one:

"And now, it's time for... Pigs in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace!!!!!! When last we left the spaceship Swinetrek, it was plummeting towards earth at an alarming rate!"
- Announcer

"Oh, Dr. Strangepork, why are we plummeting towards earth at an alarming rate?"
- Link Hogthrob


Er, do you know which skit I'm talking about?

 

[Beauregard]

Now I havn't got a clue what you are talking about.

Sorry, I have only seen two episodes.

Try this:

This is so discusting, uh, half eaten sandwiches, cakes
-C3P0 (Pig's in Sapce)

Be quiet 3P0. You don't hear R2D2 complaining.
-Luke

Beap, Beap, Whine.
-R2D2

 

[Super Scooter]

"Yes, I did. He just said this place is like a pig sty."
- C3PO

(enter Link)

"Hey! I'm Captain Link Hogthrob. and this is my spaceship!"
- Link

"Well, that explains everything."
- C3PO