Battle of the Muppet Quotes!

[Super Scooter]

All right! My brother and I did this one time, and I've done it a few times quouting Spaceballs. This is how it goes:

Someone starts off with the first line to a Muppet sequence (preferably movies since not all of us have seen the show). The next post has to be of the next line of the sequence, and so on and so forth until the sequence is finished.

Oh, and you have to say who said it. Kind of like our signatures.

It can be fun if you're not confused by my post.

I'll start.

"Are they here yet? Are they here yet? Did I miss it? Am I late?"

 

[Super Scooter]

Ooops!

Ooops! Forgot the Muppet!

"Are they here yet? Are they here yet? Did I miss it? Am I late?"
- Ernie

 

[Beauregard]

They could be here any minute.
------Newsman

Oh boy me can hardly wait.
----- Cookie

 

[Super Scooter]

"Yeah!" - Ernie

"Isn't this exciting?" - Crazy Harry

(actually, the "They could be here any minute" line was said by Bert. The Muppet Newsman said a later line. It's coming soon!)

 

[Beauregard]

It's the weding of the year.
-Newsman

Well, can't we start without them?
-Sam the Eagle

 

[Super Scooter]

"No, you can't until they're here!"
- Muppet Newsman

"They're finally getting ma-a-aried now!"
- Penguins

 

[Beauregard]

NO way I am not singing.

so we'll start somewhere else.

Hi, I'm Jill, you know Gil and Bill.
--Jill

 

[Super Scooter]

"Would you step into our office?"
-Gil(?)

(I'm not too certain if this is what was said next or not.)

 

[Beauregard]

Actually this is rather difficulte.

Try this,

Help, help, this is a serious cry for help.
-Bernie (Muppet Movie)

 

[Super Scooter]

"Someone, help! Oooh! You! You with the banjo! Can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction."
- Bernie, The Agent