Ask the Great Fozzini!

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh, Great Fozzini! Will I ever be able to go back to back to the future?

"When you get that baby up to 88 miles per hour..."

 

[Crazy Harry]

Oh, Great Fozzini!

If it takes two minutes to boil one egg, how long would it take to boil six eggs?

 

[Muppet Dudemang]

Oh Fozzini, for your wisdom of my last questions I now have another:
If someone says that they are going to go to sleep does that mean that sleep is an action or a place, some gigantic dreamland? hmmm.

 

[Philo and Gunge]

Oh Great Magical Puppety Fozzini Style Guy!

If I meet a frog named Phillip Phil, what should I do?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh, Great Fozzini!

If it takes two minutes to boil one egg, how long would it take to boil six eggs?

Really, it takes 2 minutes to COOL the egg in cold water after it's been boiled. Depending on how you like your eggs (soft or hard boiled) is what determines how long you boil it. I like mine hard boiled (because I have a hard head), and so I put the eggs in a sauce pan with cold water and then once the water is simmering, I boil the eggs for 7 minutes; pour out the water, and then run cold water over the eggs for about 2 minutes to keep them cool. Peeling the egg under a trickle of cold water will help the process of peeling the eggs easier, but the eggs should be at least 5 days older than their packing date to peel them easier.

Oh Fozzini, for your wisdom of my last questions I now have another:
If someone says that they are going to go to sleep does that mean that sleep is an action or a place, some gigantic dreamland? hmmm.

AH! Finally, a question deserving of the Cosmos!
SLEEP is a verb, but also a noun. Therefore it is an action AND a proper "place." As a verb, it is resting by suspension of voluntary exercise of the powers of body and mind, being dormant or inactive. As a noun, it is described as that state in which action is suspended. So, when someone says they are "going to sleep," they really are.

Oh Great Magical Puppety Fozzini Style Guy!
If I meet a frog named Phillip Phil, what should I do?

Call him Kermit.

 

[Philo and Gunge]

Oh, Great Fozzini!

When will I get a new hard drive for my computer?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh, Great Fozzini!
When will I get a new hard drive for my computer?

When your computer gets a license to drive.

 

[Crazy Harry]

Oh, Great Fozzini!

What's this button do?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh, Great Fozzini!
What's this button do?

That's the ejector button for my chai-------- !

 

[G-MAN]

Oh, Great Fozzini

Is it just me, or was that gag pulled last time?

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