Ask the Great Fozzini!

[Fozzie Bear]

Who will be my girlfriend? What does she look like?

Ahh...hmm...I do not have a name, but her hair appears dark, and she isn't anorexic. I see a green shirt, Kermit green to be exact. She's the one. She will be found very soon, and you should approach her or miss her forever. No, not that ugly one! The one over there across from you and more northeasterly--yeah, that's the one!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh Great Fozzini: Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

I can get you this far:

1 Lincoln Plaza, New York, NY 10023

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Ok Fozzini, What will happen in the year 2020 about me?

You're turning 38 that year.

 

[sarah_yzma]

Fozzini, when I go off to school, how will I be able to handle not being able to get onto MC every day?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Fozzini, when I go off to school, how will I be able to handle not being able to get onto MC every day?

Badly, however you will sustain those necessities will Muppety stuff, whether it's on clothing or audio/visual means. Then, when you first sign-on to the internet, the second thing you'll hit will be MC--first you'll check e-mails. I know all this because it's exactly what happened to me; and, I was told all this my the man who lives in my finger--Mr. Psychic Bimbo.

 

[Kye]

Oh great Fozzini!!! How can I ever recover from seeing this...?

http://www.shades-of-night.com/random/02mayquest/kermit.jpg

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh great Fozzini!!! How can I ever recover from seeing this...?

http://www.shades-of-night.com/random/02mayquest/kermit.jpg

By looking at this picture.

 

[Philo and Gunge]

Oh, Great Fozzini!

What is behind the green door?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh, Great Fozzini!

What is behind the green door?

Prize #3.

 

[Philo and Gunge]

Oh, Great Fozzini!

What prize is prize #3?