Ask the Great Fozzini!

[Erine81981]

Oh Great Fozzini,


Would it be looking if I just peek in the window?

 

[Kye]

Oh great Fozzini! My mind is consumed with anticipation of the arrival of my new Backstage muppet playset that I ordered online. When will It ship? When will It arrive? And maybe slightly more relevant...when, will at least 12 of my cluttered bookshelf dwelling muppets have a new, less dusty home?
If your Banana is true, and you guess the actual day of arrival, a reward rare muppet collectable will be sent directly to you! Im not testing you...Im testing the Banana. If you win, you should share the prize.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh, Great Fozzini!
You never heard of the banana sketch?

Of COURSE I did! I perfected it! I, the Great Fozzini, heh heh...have known the wonderful...heh HA HA HA!..the HA HA HAAA HAAAAA!!!

OH! I CAN'T DO IT! HA HA HA HAA...

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh great Fozzini,
Will the monkey return in the sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean?
*crosses fingers*

I gaze into the crystal banana and do not see a paycheck with that monkey's name on it. I do see another monkey's name:

Johnny Depp.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh Great Fozzini,
Would it be looking if I just peek in the window?

It'd be illegal, that's what it'd be!!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh great Fozzini! My mind is consumed with anticipation of the arrival of my new Backstage muppet playset that I ordered online. When will It ship? When will It arrive? And maybe slightly more relevant...when, will at least 12 of my cluttered bookshelf dwelling muppets have a new, less dusty home?
If your Banana is true, and you guess the actual day of arrival, a reward rare muppet collectable will be sent directly to you! Im not testing you...Im testing the Banana. If you win, you should share the prize.

Uh-oh! The non believer broke my banana's reception. I can say this after checking with the slate bowling ball:

Will ship with others, arriving soon thereafter, and as soon as you open it and place the figures on it.

You owe me one crystal banana.

 

[sugarbritchez]

Oh Great Fozzini

When will I find true happiness?

 

[Philo and Gunge]

Oh, Great Fozzini!

When will I get my Looney Tunes "Carrotblanca" video I won on Ebay? I've been waiting for 1 week!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh Great Fozzini When will I find true happiness?

I look to my happy pills, and therein lies the answer: I lay it on the table and drop a sprinkle of water on it and POOF! I discover...

You will find what you seek when you stop looking for it where you thought it was.

The happy pill has spoken, nyaa!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Oh, Great Fozzini! When will I get my Looney Tunes "Carrotblanca" video I won on Ebay? I've been waiting for 1 week!

Continue to check your mail box and, sure enough, you will discover soon that you have received your video.

Sorry, but when I got it I never set the date and time on my crystal banana, plus the batteries for the remote control were too expensive!