Pepe: (laughs) Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, okay? Thees is some cool action figures, si?
Rizzo: Yeah, but let me play, too. Stop hoggin the toys!
Piggy: WHAT?!
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Pepe: (Playing with Kermit and Piggy, wiggles Piggy over Kermit)
You give me big kiss, okay? You get along very well with me or I drop you like a hog, okay? OKAY?!
Piggy: Get your hands off me!
Pepe: (Dropping Piggy Figure as Rizzo walks up, shocked) It was him, not me, okay? HIM!
Rizzo: What's wrong with the shrimp?
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Fozzie: (Hand on bottom of screen holding his own action figure on tv) Hiya Hiya Hiya! Hey, what'd the boy action figure like about the girl action figure? Give up? Her "FIGURE!" HAA!
(Various fruits and Vegetables fly past the figure and miss it. Fozzie comes up on screen with his action figure.)
Harder to hit smaller targets, huh?!
(He's suddenly pelted with lots of various fruits and veggies).
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Piggy: (Walks on screen and sees a Kermit figure standing alone on a table. She looks to her left and to her right then back at the figure.) NOW I bet you'll do what I want, Frog!!
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Beaker: (walks up with the figures of himself and Bunsen, and drops Bunsen inside the playset tank. He walks off. Bunsen walks up and sees the Beaker figure.) Mee mee meee me mee...
Bunsen: OH! Oh, dear, Beakie! What have I done?! No worry, I'll get you back to normal! (Shoots a zapper ray at the figure, and it becomes a MegaBeaker. Bunsen inspects it.) OH NO! I've turned him into PLASTIC!! (Runs off screen panicked).
Beaker returns to the screen and sees the MegaBeaker: OOOH!
(Holds figure up and looks at screen.) MEE!
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Dr. Teeth: (Walks up on a figure of himself and the piano. He moves the figure and plays the little piano). RIGHT ON!! (Looks at figure). Now THIS is great product, heh heh heh!
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Gonzo: (Runs on screen and notices his own action figure). Woo!
WEIRD!!
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Floyd and Animal look at their action figures.
Floyd: Hey, man, look at the groovy toys of us, man. These are heavy duty, man!
Animal: DUTY, MAN!
Floyd: This is right up there with collectible stuff, like we might be worth something one day, heh heh heh...
Animal: Worth!
Floyd: These things are gooood! (Walks off)
Animal: (Pause) GOOD! (Begins eating figures and playset)
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Crazy Harry: (Looks at himself) Dynamite!
(Figure pushes down on plunger and blows up the REAL Harry!)
Crazeee!!!