Are kermit and miss piggy married?

[Fozzie Bear]

I asked the JHC once, and they sided with Kermit that the two are not married.

FOZ

 

[muppet_dk]

I've scaned an article from a danish tabloid magazine. It shows Kermit and piggy on a engaement trip to Paris. They are even out to look at weding rings.

Theres just one problem with it. Piggy And Kermit are VERY BIG in the pictures.

http://muppet.coolfreepage.com/artikkel.htm

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Cool article; still, JHC and KTF have both agreed that the two are NOT married.

I think Piggy just dragged Kermit off to go shopping and "look" at rings, with a photographer on hand, and then she planted the story for herself to see---and publicity.

You know, she has ALWAYS planted stories about the 2 of them being married and they ain't.

 

[muppet_dk]

Hmm I didn't think of that possibility, it sounds like that it could be like that.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Yep.

You know, I was just thinking, too:

I believe Miss Piggy is a manic depressant with obsessive compulsive disorders!!

 

[muppet_dk]

You are a very brave man to say that. What will you do if Piggy see your diagnosis

 

[Fozzie Bear]

RUN!