I realize that TMM is a movie, but it is also the basis for many facts that we consider true today, such as Kermit growing up in the swamp. Now even if the songs and dialouge are Movie, the basic story (Kermit goes to hollywood, meets fozzie, finds Doc hopper, Moves right along to meet Electric Mayhem and Scooter...) is most likely true. That is where the problems come. Back to the topic, Probably Miss Piggy hired a "real" minister to do the service so she could call it real. Kermit on the other hand, was acting like he was acting in a brodway show. When he found out of Miss Piggy's conspirecy, he called off the relationship. So Kermit and Piggy are not married any more than Piggy was arrested for jewl theft or Gonzo is a famous british author.