answer the question in my sig

[D'Snowth]

thr msking sbiger deak with the shiw rihgtnow

Ah, MGov, re-living the night I was on MC after taking sleeping medication and still trying to post stuff.

 

[abiraniriba]

i see we are all having fun

I see you are all having fun, keep trying some of you have figured it out.

 

[MartyMuppets]

I'm so confused.

But if I knew what the sentence was that was supposed to be false I would say either one or the other depending upon what I believed the answer to be.

For example if the Question read: Bill the Bubble Guy is an absolute idiotic jerk of a Muppet. This sentence is false.
Then in that case I would definitely agree that the sentence is false. I must stand up for my hero, mustn't I? How could such a cool muppet with the cute ability to blow bubbles out of the top of his head possibly be a jerk?

 

[Super Scooter]

"true or false: This sentence is false."

The sentence is both true and false. In answering true, the sentence is false, therefore, the answer false. In answering false, the sentence is true, therefore becoming false. You could be lying to me that the sentence is false, in which case the sentence becomes true. The sentence is false. However, you could be telling the truth, in which case the sentence is false. The sentence is true. If the sentence is in fact false, then the sentence is true. The sentence is neither true nor false, therefore having no answer. Again, if the question has no answer, the question does not exist.

 

[MartyMuppets]

HEH HEH
Super Scooter. Your post is even better than "She sells sea shells by the sea-shore".
Much more confusing and tongue-twisting.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

My hurt brains now *BOOM!*

 

[Super Scooter]

HEH HEH
Super Scooter. Your post is even better than "She sells sea shells by the sea-shore".
Much more confusing and tongue-twisting.

I need to get me a book of logic. They're so insanely dumb! And a great deal of fun to pick on, I might add.

"The cat is an animal.
The turtle's an animal.
Logically, the cat is a turtle."

 

[MartyMuppets]

"The cat is an animal.
The turtle's an animal.
Logically, the cat is a turtle."

That would make a good signature.
Reminds me of the sort of humourous signatures that minor muppetz comes up with from time to time.

 

[MuppetsRule]

How would you answer this question on a test?
true or false: This sentence is false.

If this were really a test I'd either skip the question and go on to the next one or answer D): None of the above. My brain hurts just thinkin' about it.

 

[MGov]

"true or false: This sentence is false."

The sentence is both true and false. In answering true, the sentence is false, therefore, the answer false. In answering false, the sentence is true, therefore becoming false. You could be lying to me that the sentence is false, in which case the sentence becomes true. The sentence is false. However, you could be telling the truth, in which case the sentence is false. The sentence is true. If the sentence is in fact false, then the sentence is true. The sentence is neither true nor false, therefore having no answer. Again, if the question has no answer, the question does not exist.

"They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder."