answer the question in my sig

[Beakerfan]

Okay, I'm sure everyone here remembers the old children's song where the old lady swallows all those crazy animals. In fact I remember a muppet sketch of it once where a guest sung it while Statler and Waldorf heckled her using some of the lines from the song. Now let's see if anyone can suggest plausible or implausible methods as to how the old woman could have swallowed the cow

She could have had the cow butchered, making it small enough to swallow. She still would have needed an extremely large stomach and appetite.

 

[MrsPepper]

Her stomach expanded after eating all of those other animals. Either that, or she was a giant. Or it was a very small cow.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Mrs.Pepper is probably right regarding her stomach expanding just like air being forced into a balloon. And like a balloon it burst when the horse at the end expanded it too much. And I think she must have laced her throat with an extremely powerful lubricant to swallow the cow and all the other animals for that matter.

 

[Beauregard]

One mouthfull at a time...how else?

 

[CensoredAlso]

Good point, no one said she swallowed just once!

 

[jacobsnchz]

She can cut it piece by piece and eat a piece every 10 minutes! DUH!

 

[Beauregard]

She can cut it piece by piece and eat a piece every 10 minutes! DUH!

*sniggers* Exactly.

 

[jacobsnchz]

lol

 

[Pork]

It could of been a cow made out fo candy.





maybe?