Chapter Five
Back home, the Muppets found that the media were in a frenzy about Miss Piggy's disappearance.
They made several comments about not giving up hope, and other than that, all they could really do was sit back and wait.
They waited while Kermit, Scooter, Fozzie, Rowlf, and Gonzo called with daily reports of, "No, nothing yet."
They waited while the media got distracted by some other news story and clean forgot about Miss Piggy's disappearance.
They waited while the days slowly ticked away into weeks.
They waited while the school year began to creep into view, and Robin called from the swamp to see when he could come back to the Muppet Boarding House.
They waited.
They waited.
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Hands and feet were tough now, hard and calloused. Her hair was fairly controlled, tied at several points in the ponytail with twine-like plant life.
Miss Piggy strolled easily among the trees, smiling as rainwater trickled over her. She liked it when it rained. That was when the predators went away for a little bit, and she could breathe a little more easily, and cover a little more ground.
It rained a lot.
She looked down at her feet, which were presently coated in mud. Sometimes, she longed more than anything to be clean, but when that longing appeared, she quickly drove it off with another.
She had a life beyond these trees, beyond picking food off of plants and getting water from leaves, beyond listening for the sound of a slithering snake or soft, plodding footsteps, beyond climbing fifteen or twenty feet up a tree for a bite of fruit. She knew what the sun really looked like. She had seen the moon and the stars. She had a home, and a family, out there, somewhere...
But to get out there, she had to survive in here, and that meant keeping her head out of the clouds.
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Kermit, Fozzie, Rowlf, Gonzo, and Scooter hurried out of their hut. The guides were coming back from their second multi-day trip.
It was exactly one month now since she had disappeared. Surely, they had found her this time... hadn't they?
But the guides all had somber faces. They came and stood before the five Muppets with their heads hanging low. One of them stepped forward, knelt down, took off his pack, and slowly began to remove some items.
"We found dese, sir. Are-- are dey-- hers?" he asked softly.
Kermit looked at the things, and felt his head roll down, and felt himself sink to his hands and knees. Rowlf and Fozzie were soon beside him, and Gonzo had a hand on his back.
One of the boots was muddy and mangled, clear tooth marks around the top. The other boot was half-eaten.
Eaten...
He slowly reached out and pulled the soiled suede gloves to him. One of them had been punctured, clean through, but they were in far better condition than the boots...
"You were right, sir," one of the guides said quietly. "She a tough cookie. She got farther than some natives do."
Kermit swallowed hard and nodded silently, feeling those gloves in his hands, feeling Rowlf and Fozzie to either side of him, and Gonzo's hand on his back, and… Scooter? Where was Scooter? He slowly turned his head to look.
Scooter was still standing behind them, stiff as a board, his body caught in a war between fainting and bursting into tears.
Kermit somehow managed to slowly stand up, and he wrapped his arms around the go-fer in a strong, tight hug, gloves still in one hand, and Scooter collapsed against him.
"Bo-- ...Boss..."
Kermit hugged him a little tighter. "Hang in there, kid," he whispered, not that he was hanging in there all too well himself, but sometimes giving comfort was easier than finding it.
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Miss Piggy settled against a tree trunk and pulled out the book, which was very clearly showing its wear, but still held information that she needed to study. It was difficult to study for a life test that she was already taking.
She kept one eye on the book and one on the thickening darkness.
It was getting harder and harder to live this life. She was more accustomed to it, physically, and she was mentally better prepared for it, but... It was getting harder.
How long had she been in here? When would she get out of here? The rainforest seemed so endless, but she felt so... claustrophobic. She longed for the sky, for sunlight, for
home...
When she couldn't see the writing anymore, she closed the book and put it away. With a heavy heart, she curled into her usual ball. She resolved to climb a tree tomorrow, as high as she could, and try to see the sky.