Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!

[Fozzie Bear]

*Car lands on Ryan.*

So THERE!!

 

[HeraLirambar]

*Smashes mustard packets on the carpet with a hammer*
Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all the way!
*Starts pulling up carpet*
(I must be having Simpsons withdrawal)

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Pulls out chainsaw.*

Well, seems this wall is supporting something...

*Begins to saw through the wall, the ceiling creaks.*

 

[Manda:-D]

*Bits of plaster begin to fall on my head* Uhhhhhh.....Kev........
*Meanwhile, begins to smash the phone* Take THAT, you stupid telemarketer!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

*Plaster begins to fall, suddenly the wall falls down, and Kevin Runs shouting:*

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

 

[Manda:-D]

That's not good, because.....I think I just broke the water main.
*Water begins pouring in from everywhere*
Yep....Definitely broke the water main!
*Hides crowbar & runs away*
RUUUUUUN!!! The house is falling down AND flooding!!!!

 

[HeraLirambar]

*Drenches house in gasoline, tosses match on it*

And now it's on fire! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhahahaha! I mean- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

It appears the house has flooded and caved-in, and now is burning away to a crisp.

So, then it appears to me this thread has finished.

No more house to destroy.

I think I'll just go home and rip the pages out of catalogues now.

Bye.

FOZ

 

[HeraLirambar]

*Runs up and kicks foundation*

*People drag her away kicking and screaming*

 

[HeraLirambar]

THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

I WANT TO POST HERRE!

*Revives thread*

Well, since we've destroyed one place, there's only one thing to do!

*Snaps finger, a house full of smashable things appears out of nowhere*

*Takes mace to a few windows*

Woo! Anyone care to join me?

Yes, I do have a good reason for reviving this thread. I'm frustrated b/c I feel as though I'll ne'er be a senior member!

*smash, smash*