At the moment, I am too happy to destroy anything. This is because the muses have been nice and decided to let me write some good shtuff today. I've got it! I'll sacrifice something to appease the muses!
*Finds a beautifully handcrafted grandfather clock*
Perfect. The muses'll love this. Eat axe!
*Whacks the bottom of it, it eventually topples over*
Timmmmmmberrrrrrrrrr!
*It falls on an old record player, crushing it*
Oops. Well, now the muses will be rully pleased.