A Very Muppetational Thanksgiving

[theprawncracker]

Wow! So many irregular characters in this story! I love it! Keep it going!

 

[Barry Lee]

This is great as usual MM!

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 6

Most of the transportation had been decided on. Everybody was talking about how they were going to travel.

"I'm driving the monsters in a monster truck", said sweetums.

"Me and the band are taking our bus", said Dr. Teeth, "Anybody who wants to come with us can sign my list".

"I'll come with you all", said Clifford.

"Me, too", said Rowlf.

"My uncle is riding in Mr. Pudmans limo", said Scooter, "Sixteen passengers can fit in the limo".

"I've rented a trailer", said Johnny Fiama.

"Yeah!", shouted Sal, "Johnny's got his own trailer!"

"I'll travel by plane", said Crazy Harry.

"I was going to shoot myself out of a cannon to get there", said Gonzo, "But my cannon is in the shop for another two weeks".

"Okay", said Kermit, "We've got to decide who will ride in what. Piggy, how will you travel?"

"Well", said Piggy, "I still don't want to go, but I'll ride in the limo".

"I'll take the trailer park", said Digit.

"I think we should all sign up for what we want to ride in", said Fozzie.

"I agree", said Bobo.

"I'm hungry", said Link Hogthrob.

"oh, good grief", said Rizzo.

"Well, let's all sign these transportation forms", said kermit.

They all signed papers for what vehicles they were riding in, and none of the vehicles were over filled.

"Well, we all have to get up early tomorrow morning", said Kermit.

Miss Piggy looked at the list. "wow! Kermit actually signed to ride with me!"

"wait a mintue...", said kermit, "Why did I sign to ride that?"

"We'll, tommorrow is our trip", said Scooter.

"Yeah, a happy thanksgiving", said Fozzie.

"Happy?", said Animal.

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 7

It was now the morning of the day when everybody who was going on the trip was to leave. Miss Piggy woke up.

"Good morning, Foo Foo", said Miss Piggy, "Are you going to be a good dog and make this trip bad for everybody?"

"Woof!", barked Foo Foo.

The electric mayhem woke up in their room. Dr. Teeth had his own bed, Floyd and janice shared a bed, Zoot and Lips had bunk beds, and Animal was sleeping on a hanger. Their alarm clock played "Can You Picture That?"

"Aw. Mornin", said Dr. Teeth, "let's rock!"

"Rock! Rock!", shouted Animal.

"Uhh... morning already?", said Lips.

"Like, let's all eat some breakfast", said Janice, "I'm hungry, fer sure!"

"Hun-Gry! Hun-gry!", cried Animal.

"Well, it looks like Zoot's still asleep", said Floyd, "Let's not disturb him".

"Yeah", said Janice, "He was pretty mad the last time we woke him during a saxaphone dream".

Rowlf was downstairs.

"Oh, I sure am hungry", said Rowlf, who then saw The Swedish Chef pass by, "Uh, but I don't think I'm hungry anymore".

"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse", said Doglion.

Thog sniffed Doglions breath. "Hmm... smells like you were so hungry last night you could eat a cow".

"Oh, boy, I can't wait to have the bacon that The Swedish Chef is making", said Link Hogthrob.

"I just hope that his cooking is all american", said Sam The Eagle.

"I'm going to eat breafast at Hooter's, okay?", said Pepe.

"Can I come with you?", asked Seympour.

"No, no, no", said Pepe, "The ladies want something small, not big, okay?"

"Hey, Robin", said Andy, "Can we eat with you?"

"We promise we won't have frog legs", said Robin.

Robin sighed, "Okay, but I;m still having pork and flies".

"Hey, chef", said baskerville, "I'm on a diet. Give me a low carb bone".

Kermit was actually the last in line for breakfast.

"This is weird", said Kermit, "Usually I get up early enough to be one of the first ten in line, but today I'm last. I wonder what happened to my alarm clock."

Miss Piggy looked away from Kermit, "Uh... I have no idea".

"Hey, Chef, I'll have eggs benedict, the mafia gangster", said Fozzie.

"I keep telling you", said Bobo, "Eggs Benedict is not a mafia gangster. he's a painter".

"No, that's Paul Benedict", said Fozzie.

"No, no, no", said Annie Sue Pig, "Paul Benedict was a british guy on The Jeffersons".

It was Kermit's turn to get breakfast, but everything was now taken.

"Hmm... nothing for me to eat", said Kermit.

"Don't worry", said Bunsen, "My breakfast disagreed with me and beaker".

"Maybe I'll go out for breakfast", said Kermit.

"I'll come with you, kermie", said Piggy.

"Uh, no", said kermit, "I don't feel like washing dishes".

"Well, then don't gop to Hooter's", said Miss Piggy.

"And be back at ten, when we leave", said Scooter.

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 8

The vehicles were ready.

"Okay, let in your assigned vehicles!", said J.P. Gross.

"I'm getting the limo", said Miss Piggy, who carried Foo Foo to the limo.

"I'm getting into the limo, too, okay?", said Pepe.

"I'm ready", said Rowlf.

"We're all packed", said Janice.

They got into their vehicles. The mosnters got onto the monster truck, but some had to hold onto the sides of the car.

"I hope you don't mind being on the side of the car", said sweetums.

"I don't mind", said Boppity.

"Neither do I", said Angel marie.

Everybody was settling into the Electric Mayhem bus.

"This bus is Bear-able", said Fozzie.

"Oh, we have to listen to his jokes", said Sam, "But oh well, at least we are going to a historic american site".

"Let's hit it", said Zoot.

"Shot gun!", said Rizzo.

"I already beat you to calling shotgun", said Digit.

Kermit had gotten into the limo with Robin. Andy and randy also got into there.

"Hey, froggies", said Andy, "we get to come with you".

"That's right", said Randy.

"Good grief", said Robin.

"I know how you feel", said Kermit.

Miss Piggy and Foo Foo got into the car, where Foo Foo and Muppy glanced at each other and barked at each other.

"Shut up, dogs!", said J.P.

"Thank you", said Kermit.

"Well, this limo almost makes up for the show being canceled", said Miss Piggy, "I am sorry that I got really mad".

The limo started to move.

"Well, it's too late to ditch your nephews, okay?", said pepe.

The vehicles were moving right along. Lew Zeland was looking out the window of the electric mayhem bus.

"I'll pass the time by throwing my boomerang fish", said Lew Zeland.

He threw his fish out the window, but the bus was moving fast and he could see that his fish wouldn't com back through his window.

"Oh, shucks", said Lew, "That was the only fish I brought".

"Well, maybe we'll make a pit stop for you to buy another fish at", said Gonzo.

The fish then came flying back, through a window on the other side, and the fish hit Sam The Eagle.

"ugh!", said Sam, "This trip isn't much".

"Let's play some traveling music!", said Dr. teeth, and Floyd, Janice, Zoot, Lips, and Clifford played their instruments, while Animal banged his drumsticks on Beakers head.

Statler and waldorf were sitting on the porch of the boarding house.

"Well, now we get the place to ourselves", said Statler.

"Yep", said waldorf, "Peace and quiet".

"nothing to heckle"m said Statler.

They thought for a secodn, then started running for the vehicles.

"Hey, wait!", said Waldorf.

"Come back for us!", said Statler.

"i can't believe this", said Statler, "first Sweetums, then Bunsen and Beaker, now us".

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 9

The vehicles were taking the Muppets to the place they were staying at. However, they all soon decided to make a rest stop, for lunch and gas.

"Okay, people, out of the bus", said dr. teeth, "I'll fill up, and i'll join you after i get done".

"Okay", said sweetums, "I'll pump the gas. You all save me a spot for lunch".

"Why can't we just eat hubcaps?", asked Doglion.

"Because we need this car to get there",s aid sweetums, "We'll eat this car when we return home".

"Okay, man", said Mo The Frackle.

"Carter, pump some gas in this limo", said Howard Pudman.

"Let's go inside", said Fozzie, "I'm starving".

"Me, too", said Bobo.

"Me three", said beauregard.

"I'm going to the mens room", said Scooter, "Will somebody order for me?"

"I can't wait to get in there", said Miss Piggy, "I'm starving".

"Well, you can try my new invention that ends world hunger", said Bunsen.

"Mee mee mee mee mee", said Beaker.

"Oh, that's right", said Bunsen, "It's not finished yet".

They went inside.

"okay, everybody", said kermit, "Who wants what?"

"I'll have a carrot", said bean Bunny.

"I'm on a diet", said Bobo, "I'll only have one pizza".

"I will have some crab cake, okay?", said pepe.

"I'll have a big mac", said Fozzie.

"I'll have a whopper", said Floyd.

"i'll have a four-for-all pizza", said Clifford.

"I'll have a peanut butter and banana sandwhich", said Gonzo.

"I'll have some soup", said Robin, "With extra flies".

Everybody then started talking at once, making it hard for kermit to hear what everybody wanted.

"Quiet!", said Kermit.

Janice continued talking, "like, So I said, 'Look, pal, I don't care if you dofind me attractive, I'm still not approving of a naked action figure of myself...'", she then noticed everybody looking at her. Pepe and Floyd started to lauhg, but tried to hold their laughter.

"I think I heared what everybody wants", said the cashier.

The resturaunt/ gas station was filled with Muppets, and they all got what they wanted, beleive it or not.

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 10

Lunch was over and everybody got back in the cars and continued their trip.

"Hey!", said Mo, "It's my turn to be on the fender of the monster truck!"

"Oh, sorry", said Boppity.

"Okay, let's go", said Thog.

"Moving right along...", sung Sweetums.

The cars were going as a taxi stopped by. Statler and Waldorf were in the car.

"Hey! Why are we stopping?", asked Waldorf.

"Maybe our taxi driver doesn't want to take us there", said Statler.

"Actually", said the cab driver, "I stopped to get gas. Sorry for getting your hopes up."

In the limo...

"Well, that was a good meal", said Miss Piggy.

Foo Foo sniffed her breath and started growling.

"Are we there yet?", said Andy and Randy, stimultaneously.

"No", said Robin.

"Are we there yet?", said Andy and Randy, again.

"No", said Kermit.

"Are we there yet?", asked Andy and Randy.

"NO!", said Miss Piggy, annoyed, so she karate chopped them.

"Piggy", said Robin, "You're my hero".

"Yes", said Pepe, "it's my turn to ask, okay? Are we there yet?"

"No", said J.P. Gross.

"Are we there yet?", continued Pepe.

In the Electric Mayhem bus...

"Well, that sandwhich usually agrees with me", said Gonzo.

"How can your sandwhich usually agree with you?", asked Fozzie, "Don't you always eat them?"

"This is still going to be a long trip", sighed sam, but as he said that, they were finally there.

"Well, what'ya know", said Clifford, "We're there!"

"Oh, boy", said Zoot.

"Rock and roll!", exclaimed Rowlf.

They were now there, and were headed for their site.

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 11

They were all driving, and then finally got to their spot. J.P. Gross rented out a few cabins, but Kermit decided to get some tee pee's as well.

"All right, everybody, decide where you are sleeping", said kermit, "I'll stay in a tee pee".

"I'll be in your tee pee, too, Kermie", said Miss Piggy.

"I'll sleep under a rock", said Gonzo.

"me and the band will sleep in the bus", said Floyd.

"I guess I'll sleep in a cabin", said Fozzie.

"So will I", said Rowlf.

"I'll go find some nice indian ladies and sleep with them, okay?", said pepe.

They unpacked. Bobo went to get his trunk and opened it, finding The newsman in there.

"Oh...", moaned The Newsman, I can't beleive I got locked in there".

"Is that where you'll be sleeping?", asked Bobo.

"This is what america is all about", said Sam, "I like this nature".

"Well, Beaker, we can use my organizer machine to get allof our stuff organized", said Bunsen, who turned on the machine, but instead of organizing things, it got Beaker and stretched him out, tying his arms and legs around his body.

"Well, that machine tun red out well", said Dr. Phil Van Neuter, sarcastically.

"Well, I think we're almost done", said Clifford.

"Yeah, I finally got something done in no time", said beauregard.

"Yeah, you've got the no time part right", said Clifford, "We did all the work".

Just as everybody was finishing up, a group of indians showed up. The muppets had started to get frightened.....

 

[TogetherAgain]

Sorry I didn't get a chance to read all this until now! I LOVE it! Something tells me that the annoyance of Andy and Randy isn't the only part of Miss Piggy's plan that's going to backfire. But I LOVE how Robin keeps trying to push them away- "Okay, but I'm still having pork and flies." Great!

Keep it coming, now I'm hooked!

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 12

The indians were there. The muppets were in fear.

"Uh, please, don't hurt us, okay?", said Pepe.

"Please, take whatever you want", said Fozzie, "I'll still have my jokes, though".

"How!", greeted the chief. "How" is the way that indians said "hello".

"What did you say?", said Rizzo.

"I am Chief Zield", said the chief, "I own this land. You must be the renters."

"uh, that's right", said Kermit, "I am Kermit The Frog, and this is Miss Piggy, this is Fozzie bear, this is The Great Gonzo, this is Bean Bunny, this is... well, I guess there's too many of us for me to introduce everybody".

"I'm J.P. Gross", said J.P., "I'm the one who rented this land".

"Well", said Chief Zield, "Don't mess up this land". An explosion just occurred, and Beaker was on fire, running and screaming.

"You can all visit my tribe whenever you want", said one of the indian assistants.

"Well, it's an honor to meet some real american indians", said Sam, "I'll visit you now".

"So will I, okay", said pepe, expecting to meet some hot young indian women.

"I'd love to come along", said Kermit, "How about you, Robin?"

"Okay, uncle kermit", said Robin.

"If you're going, then we'll go to", said Andy.

"Is it okay for us to go, aunt piggy?", asked Randy.

"Of course", said Miss Piggy, "I'm going to".

"Well, I'm sort of scarred", said Rizzo, "I'll stay here".

"Me, too", said Fozzie.

"like, we're going to stay here and practice our music, fer sure", said janice.

"I've got to recharge my inner electroids", said Digit.

"Well, I'll go", said Scooter.

"And so will I", said J.P. gross.

"I'm comming along", said seymour.

And they left.