A Very Muppetational Thanksgiving

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Chapter 13

Kermit, Miss Piggy, Pepe, Scooter, J.P. Gross, Sam The Eagle, seymour The Elephant, Andy Pig, Randy Pig, and Robin were following the indians.

"I paid good money for this trip", said J.P. Gross, "So it better be worth it all".

"I'm sure it will be", said Sam, "Nothing beats American history".

"Well, I can beat anything", said Miss Piggy.

"Actually", said Chief Zield, "We have a really strong man at our site. He's the srtongest man we've got. He's our resident body guard/ guard/ bully".

"If he's your bodyguard", said Pepe, "Then why didn't you bring him with you to protect you?"

"Hey, Mr. Indian Chief", said Andy, "Do your arrows know how to sling a shot?"

"Yeah!", said Randy.

"Ohh, this is gonna be one of those visits....", moaned Chief Zield.

"We'll have some water when we get there", said another indian.

"Boy, my feet are getting tired", said Robin, "How much farther is it?"

"It's another 8 miles", said Chief zield.

"How can you walk this far?", asked Robin.

"Sometimes", said Chief Zield, "We walk for forty miles without a rest".

Meanwhile, Statler and Waldorf were still in a taxi on their way to the land.

"Boy, are you ever slow", said Waldorf to the taxi driver.

"And the music he plays is older than we are", said Statler.

"Actually", said the taxi driver, "This music is N*SYNC. it's not that old".

"No, but it's still terrible", said Statler.

"I bet we could probably get there faster than this joker", said waldorf.

"You really think so?", asked the driver, "Then you're on".

So the taxi driver turned around and took them back so that they can drive there themselves. However, they were right at the entrance when the taxi turned around.

At the site that the Muppets were staying at, Fozzie and Rizzo were talking.

"I can't beleive I was excited about this trip", said Fozzie, "Those indians are scarry".

"Tell me about it", said Rizzo.

"Well, indians have been hunting me ever since I was three and a half years old, so I...", said Fozzie.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!", said Rizzo, "When I said 'tell me about it', I only meant it as a figure of speech".

"I've just invente some mnerve tonic", said Bunsen, "It will make you braver".

"Oh, I could use some of that", said Fozzie.

"Me, too", said Rizzo.

"Well, I'll test this out on beaker first", said Bunsen.

Bunsen lifted up beakers sleeve and put the needle into beakers arm.

"AAAAH!", yelled beaker.

"Okay, not we'll inject this tonic into your body", said Bunsen.

It was injected.

"No, we'll see how brave beaker is when he tests out my latest invention", said Bunsen, who brought out a bee hive. Beaker was so scarred of the bee hive that he instantly ran away yelling.

"Now, who want's to go next?", said Bunsen.

 

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Chapter 14

The indians were giving the muppets a tour.

"This is Big Man Andre", said Chief Zields, "He is the strongest indian here".

"Oh, yeah?", said Miss Piggy, "I think I am stronger".

Miss Piggy walked up to Big Man Andre, let out a "hiiiii-ya!", but she got hurt karate chopping him, yet Andre was fine. Piggy fainted.

"Pig fall down", said Big Man Andre.

They then went to see the indians involved with preparing meals.

"This is Friz", said Chef Zield, "He is in charge of finding food for us to eat. This is tex, he's in charge of cooking. This is Bob, he's in charge of seasonings. And this is Chuck. He's in charge of going to the store and buying food if we can't find anything out here".

"Boy, I sure am hungry", said Andy.

"me, too", said Randy.

"Why don't you just eat yourselves?", said Robin.

"Do you know of a good place to buy cigars?", asked J.P. gross.

"Oh, sure", said Chief Zield, "We make our own cigars".

"That's very clever", said Scooter.

"Scooter, don't you dare take up smoking", said J.P. gross, sternly.

"yes, sir, uncle", said Scooter.

They went into a tee pee where there were six indian women.

"These are our ladies", said Chief Zields, "These are Kelly, Norah, Jessica, Ashlee, Brittany, and Christina".

"And I'll chat with them, okay?", said Pepe, who then proceeded to flirt with them.

"Good grief", said kermit, who scrunched up his face, "It's a good thing Animal isn't here with us".

"That's right", said Miss Piggy, "let's move on".

"Hey, where's Princess Zeefle?", asked Chief Zields.

"Oh, she's out playin with the deer and the sheep", said Brittany.

"I keep telling her not to play with our food", said Chief Zields, "Well, let's go meet the princess".

"Princess?", said Pepe, "See ya ladies later, okay!"

"is everything all right?", asked Big Man Andre.

"Oh, yes", said Chief Zields, "except the princess is playing with our food".

"Well, let's go find her", said Big Man Andre.

They went and met the princess.

"Ladies and gentlemen, here is Princess Zeefle", said Chief Zields, "Oh, Zeefle, we've got some visitors".

"Oh, good", said Princess Zeefle, "More people to respect me".

All of the men who saw her were star struck.

"I think I am in love, okay?", said Pepe.

"You're in love with everybody", said Sam, "Besides, it's, uh, my turn".

"This is the happiest moment of my life", said Seymour.

"Mine, too", said Scooter.

"I'm pleased to meet you", said Kermit, "I'm Kermit The Frog, and this is Scooter, Andy, Randy, Robin, J.P. Gross, Sam, Seymour, and Pepe. There's more of us at our camp site".

"You forgot to introduce me", said Miss Piggy, angrily.

"Oh, right, this is Miss Piggy", said Kermit.

"I'm pleased to meet you", said Princess Zeefle.

"Funny", said Miss Piggy, "I wish I could say the same about you".

"That's an interesting necklace you're wearing", said Robin.

"Thanks", said Princess Zeefle, "It's my special one-of-a-kind princess necklace".

"We have tried to copy it, but couldn't make another one that's just as identical as it".

"Well, I'd like to have it", said Miss Piggy, "Kermie, will you buy it for me?"

"Good grief", said kermit.

"it not for sale", said Big Man Andre.

"Well, then will you just give it to me?", asked Miss Piggy.

"No, hog fat", said Princess Zeefle.

"Hog Fat!? That does it!", said Miss Piggy, who then proceeded to fight with Princess Zeefle, but Big Man Andre grabbed Miss Piggy and restrained her from fighting the princess.

"Uh, Chief, I'm pleased to meet you, but I think we should be heading back now", said kermit.

"I know", said Chief Zields, "Thanks for coming. We'll check on you, later. But don't bring her back".

"I'll stay here", said Sam, "It's better than being with all those weirdos".

"i'll stay here, too, okay?", said pepe.

 

[minor muppetz]

I wonder if anybody has caught any or all of the refferences in my last chapter. None of them have to do with the Muppets, but are still refferences. I'll wait a few days to reveal them all.

 

[theprawncracker]

I didn't catch the references, but I love the story!

 

[Philip Kippel]

Good story so far. Like the use of secondary characters like T.R. Rooster, Baskerville, Boppity, Mo Frackle, etc.

Are you going to include other secondary characters later on, like Gloat, Droop, Lenny the Lizard, Miss Kitty, Muppy, Rover Joe, Catgut, etc.?

 

[minor muppetz]

Are you going to include other secondary characters later on, like Gloat, Droop, Lenny the Lizard, Miss Kitty, Muppy, Rover Joe, Catgut, etc.?

Maybe, though I thought I already included Muppy in one scene, where everybody got into the vehicles. I thought I put him in J.P. Grosses limo, and had him growling at Foo Foo. I'll check to make sure I did. Since a lot of monsters went on the trip, then Gloat and Miss Kitty are probably there.

 

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Chapter 15

Kermit, Piggy, Robin, Andy, randy, Scooter, J.P. Gross, and Seymour were all walking back.

"Wow...", said Robin, "That Princess Zeefle is terriffic!"

"That's right, Robin", said kermit.

"I don't think she's so good", moaned Piggy.

"That's easy for you to say", said Kermit.

"Maybe we should see if she'd like to be a guest star on the show", said J.P. Gross.

"That would be a great idea", said Scooter.

"I don't think so", said Miss Piggy, "She's not a star".

"Well, we've had people on our show that weren't stars before", said Robin.

"Yeah", said Kermit, "we've had marvin Suggs, Lew Zeland, Mahna Mahna, wayne and Wanda....."

"We have Gonzo and Fozzie on he show alot", said Robin.

"We've also had The Flying Zuccinni brothers, and Lobbock Lou and his Jughuggers".

"And, of course, you're always on the show, miss piggy", said J. P. Gross, who then got a karate chop from Miss Piggy.

Meanwhile, Statler and Waldorf had gotten home.

"Well, let's take the car to the site", said Statler.

They looked in the drive way and realized that there weren't any more cars.

"But there are no more cars", said Waldorf.

"hmm", said Statler, "We'll have to borrow a neighbors car".

Waldorf looked and saw one of their neighbors. "Hey, Fred!", shouted Waldorf.

Back at the muppets camp site, the electric mayhem were jamming. They all played at once, then Floyd and janice went back and fourth with their instruments. Then Animal let ut a drum solo, then Dr. Teeth played a tune on his keyboard, then Zoot had a wonderful saxaphone solo, and finally, Lips let a big blow out of his trumpet. Everyone applauded.

"Great song, guys", said Fozzie.

"I can't believe you still haven't made an album yet", said Clifford.

"yeah, even I have released a album", said Rowlf.

"Only one, though", said Link.

"Now will you please let me take my nap?", asked Pops.

"I'm hungry", said Gloat.

"Same here", said Boppity.

Kermit and the gang came back.

"How was the trip, Kermit?", asked Bunsen.

"Oh, it was wonderful", said Kermit, "We met some real live indians".

"oh", said Fozzie, "then it wasn't wonderful".

"And there was this cute indian princess", said seymour.

"Princess?", said leon, "Le's go!"

"To the bus!", shouted Dr. Teeth.

Most of the men ran to the bus. Kermit didn't really want to go back but got his arm caugt on Beauregards suspenders and was forced into the bus. The bus was filled and took off.

Not everybody went. Robin stayed there, as did Andy, Randy, Miss Piggy, Mildred, Annie Sue Pig, Janice, Fozzie, Rizzo, and Foo Foo.

"I'm going fishing", said Robin.

"We'll go, too", said Andy.

"oh, no", moaned Robin.

 

[theprawncracker]

Hehe, poor Robin...

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 16

Statler and Waldorf had borrowed a car from a neighbor, but now there was one problem.

"Okay, I'll drive", said Waldorf.

"No, I'll drive", said Statler.

"But I want to drive", said Waldorf.

"You drove last time", said Statler.

"No, I didn't", said Waldorf.

Meanwhile, most of the guys made it back to the indians camp site.

"Here we all are!", said Dr. Teeth.

"Wo-Man! Wo-Man!", shouted Animal as he chased the indian women around.

"oy! I cannot believe this, okay!", said pepe.

"What's everybody doing here?", asked Chief Zield.

"Well, we told them about the princess, and they all want to meet her", said Kermit.

"That's right!", said Leon.

"Bling Bling!", said Clifford.

"Mee mee mee mee mee!", said beaker.

"Now, that's innapropiate, Beaker", said Bunsen.

Rowlf found princess Zeefle.

"Hi, I'm Rowlf", said Rowlf, "I'm a dog".

"Oh, I love dogs", said Princess Zeefle.

Baskerville then rushed up. "He may be a dog, but I'm a real dog!"

"No, you're not", said Rover Joe, "I am".

"Oh, Rover Joe, I didn't even know you were here", said Baskerville.

"Please ignore all these airheads, okay?", said Pepe, "I may be a shrimp on the outside, but inside is another story, okay?"

"Hey, Princess!", said Sweetums, "You make me hungry!"

"Me, too", said Thog.

Big Man Andre then showed up and stopped the monsters from getting near her.

"No eat princess", said Andre.

"Us saying she makes us hungry was just an expression", said Sweetums.

"hey, pwinsess", said The Swedish Chef, "it's troo wat dey sey avot us svedish folks".

"All right, everybody, back in the bus", said Kermit, as they all went to the bus.

"Nice seeing you again, mr. frog", said Chief Zield.

"Well, don't worry, Camillia", said Gonzo, "She's not even a hint as good looking as you".

"Bawk", said camillia, as she then started to rub her head on Gonzos waist.

They all got into the bus and went back. As the bus left, Miss Piggy showed up.

"Oh, good grief", thought Miss Piggy, "I finally make it here, and the bus is leaving. Well, I sure hope my frog didn't get anywhere near that ugly princess!"

Miss Piggy went to the indian site.

"Hey, it fat pig again", said big man Andre.

"Oh, yeah?", said Miss Piggy, who tried to karate chop andre again but only got hurt herself (note: I don't know how to describe what happened, but it's what happened when she karate chopped Christopher Reeve on The Muppet Show).

Miss Piggy started getting dizzy, but then she saw Princess Zeefle.

"Oh, it's the princess again", said Piggy.

"Oh, it's the porker again", said Princess Zeefle.

"Well, you just stay away from my frog", said Miss Piggy.

"I can do whatever I want because I am a princess and you are just raw meat", said princess zeefle.

"Oh, yeah?!", said Piggy, who then attempted to karate chop her, only for Big Man Andre to be there and grab her arm, stopping her from moving her arm. Andre crushed her arm really hard, hurting her, and then swung her in the air from her arm and let go, having her fly through the air.

Miss Piggy spun around in the air like a pinwheel and landed in the lake. Andy, Randy, and Robin were fishing near-by.

"Fishing is too hard!", said Andy and Randy.

"I know", said Robin, "I keep eating the bait".

Just then, randys hook had caught onto something.

"hey, I caught something", said randy.

"Oh, boy!", said Andy.

Randy pulled in as hard as possible, but only caught Miss Piggy.

"Oh, hi Aunt Piggy", said Randy.

"Good grief", said Miss Piggy.

 

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Chapter 17

The Muppets were having dinner and talking to each other.

"So, did you catch any fish today?", asked Kermit.

"No, but Randy caught Miss Piggy, and Andy caught a cold", said Robin.

"You know, uncle j.p., I really like spending time with my friends, but you are the only family member that I ever see", said Scooter, "I haven't seen my sister Skeeter since I was a child".

"Well, maybe next year the whole famil can have Thanksgiving together", said J.P. Gross.

"Oh, by the way", said Scooter, "Are you my dads bother or my moms brother?"

"Well....", said J.P. Gross.

"And have you ever been married?", interrupted Scooter.

"As a matter of fact...", said J.P. gross.

"If you do have a wife, then are you still married? Are you divorced? Is she still alive?", asked Scooter.

"Enough!", shouted J.P. Gross, "I don't want to talk about family for the rest of the night!"

"You would have had fun, Rizzo", said Gonzo.

"No, I wouldn't", said Rizzo, "I'm scarred of those indians".

"So, Fozzie, have you seen Piggy anywhere?", asked kermit.

"No", said Fozzie, "I haven't seen her since she left earlier, when everybody left to meet the princess".

"Well, it's not like her to miss a meal", said Kermit.

"You sure are lucky that she isn't here to hear you say that", said Rowlf.

Just then, Chief Zields, Big Man Andre, and three other indians showed up.

"Good evening", said Chief Zield.

"Hello, there, Chief Zield", said Seymour, "is the lovely princess here?"

"yeah, because I'd like to bang her, okay", added Pepe.

"No, she is missing", said Chief Zield.

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that", said kermit.

"She was kidnapped", said Chief Zield, "Here is the note that was left in her tee pee".

Kermit read the note, which was typed. It said, "Dear stupid indian buffoons, moi has kidnapped your precious princess. Don't go looking for her. Yours truly, anonymous. Kissy Kissy".

"hey, that sounds like something Piggy would write", said Floyd.

"Where is Miss Piggy now?", asked Chief Zield.

"I don't know", said Kermit.

"She's been missing for hours", said Bobo.

"Can we search her possessions?", asked Chief Zield.

The indians looked through Piggys stuff, and they found a typewriter and Princess Zeefles one-of-a-kind necklace.

"We've found a typewriter", said one indian, "Probably used to type the letter, typed so we wouldn't see any hand writing".

"We also found the princesses necklace", said another indian, "There's no way on earth that it could be copied".

"Then I guess Miss Piggy did steal it", said chief Zield.

Miss Piggy then showed up. "So, am I late for dinner?"

"You're under arrest, Miss Piggy", said Chief Zield.

"Why?", said Miss Piggy.

"Because you kidnapped the princess", said Chief Zield.

"I did not kidnap her", said Miss Piggy, "you all beleive me, right?"

Everybody looked at each other. Big Man Andre took her.

"let me go, help!", said Miss Piggy.

Miss Piggy struggled to get away, but Big man Andre put her in a cage, and she coudln't break through these bars.

"We will have a trial", said Chief Zield, "and unless she is proven innocent, then it looks like we will be having ham for thanksgiving".

"Will you take her dog with her?", asked Floyd.

"Don't forget about her nephews", said Robin.