A questionable mistake

[Fraggleforever]

Chapter 7.

Kermit was sitting in the living room, thinking of the next test to give to Piggy.
"Gee, these lessons we're teaching her aren't helping at all. Maybe we should just give up." Kermit thought to himself.
Robin overheard this, and hopped over to Kermit.
"But Uncle Kermit, we must help Aunt Piggy."
Kermit looked down at Robin.
"But Robin, we tried everything in the book, and more. Her case is just incurable. And besides, we ran out of volunteers."
He pointed to several Muppets in casts, bandages, and crutches.
Beauregard limped across the room.
"The horror.....the horror......." He muttered.
"I'll help Aunt Piggy, no matter what it takes!" Robin said proudly.
Kermit gulped.
"Robin, are you sure?"
"Yes uncle Kermit."
Kermit was hesitant, but shrug his shoulders.
"Alright. Let's go for it."

The next day, Rowlf and Kermit had Piggy blindfolded.
"What's this for?" She asked.
"Well Piggy, it's time for the next test. Are you ready?"
"Ready Kermie."
Kermit took off her blindfold, and before her eyes, was Robin, wearing a ridiculous hat and a ukelele.
"Robby?"
"Ready Robin?" Asked Rowlf.
"Ready!"
Earlier, Robin suggested that he sing a annoying song while dancing around Piggy for an hour.
Rowlf and Kermit left the room and shut the door. Kermit was obviously worried.
"Don't worry Kermit. It's going to be all right." Rowlf said.
Kermit gulped.
"I hope so."

An hour passed, and Kermit and Rowlf were worried.
"Well, that's an hour. Let's check on them."
They opened the door, and Robin was still singing the song, but Piggy was just sitting in a chair, watching him and smiling.
"I told the witch doctor I was in love with you.
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you.
And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do.
He said "OO EE OO Ah Ah! Ting tang walla walla bing bang!
OO EE OO Ah Ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!""
He finally stopped to catch his breath. Piggy was clapping.
"Oh Robby, that was so cute! Give Aunt Piggy a hug!"
As Robin went over to Piggy to embrace her, Kermit got an idea.
"Wait! That's the answer!"
"What is?" Rowlf asked.
"Robin! He's the answer! No matter what he does, Piggy cannot get angry at him!"
So, he devised a plan for tommorrow night's show.

 

[Beauregard]

Oooooh! Robin!!! Piggy! Well, naturally NO ONE can get angry at Robin except evil badguys! Way ta go Robin!

 

[Muppet Matt]

Great new chapter! Come to think of it, I've never seen Piggy get angry at Robin. Who could?

 

[TogetherAgain]

YES! ROBIN IS THE ANSWER! Isn't that what I've been saying all along? ...It isn't?... Oh. I knew that. <ahem>... 'Scuse me... I'll just be, uh... Under that rock over there...

 

[Beauregard]

*ahem* Toga, while you're here, MSN calls... *end ahem*

Sorry for the interuption. We will now return you to your regularly re-schedualed programing.

 

[ReneeLouvier]

OOH! It's so cyute!! No wonder! Robin's the answer!! Cute little Robin Frog!! YAYYY!!

 

[Fraggleforever]

Chapter 8.

Kermit walked in front of the curtain, and began to speak.
"And now ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce, and welcome back, Miss Piggy, as she performs, "Somewhere, out there."
The curtain opened, and Miss Piggy was standing alone on a empty stage. She cleared her throat and began to sing.
"Somewhere, out there, beneath the pale moonlight.
Someone's thinking of me, and loving me tonight.
Somewhere, out there, someone's saying a prayer.
That we'll find one another, in that big somewhere, out there."
An audience member began to razz Piggy.
"Boo! Get off the stage!"
"Yeah, quit being a ham!"
Kermit was worried that this would happen, so he whispered to Piggy.
"Piggy, remember the plan!"
"Oh yeah!" Piggy focused, and the audience members slowly turned into many Robins. One by one, the whole audience was a sea of green, and that same sea was cheering her on.
"Please sing some more Aunt Piggy!"
"Yeah! Pretty please?"
This way, Piggy couldn't get angry. And also, with her focusing on all those Robins, she remembered how she sings Robin a lullaby now and again. She began to sing again.
"And even though, I know how very far apart we are,
it helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star.
And when the nightwinds start to sing a lonesome lullaby,
it helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky."
The audience stopped razzing.
"Hey, she's pretty good."
"Yeah, I guess she isn't a big ham afterall."
She sang the final words.
"Somewhere, out there, if love can see us through,
then we'll be together, somewhere out there,
out where dreams come true."
As the song ended, the audience gave her a standing ovation.
In the wings, Kermit and Robin were cheering as well.
"Yayyyyyy!!"
"Horray for Aunt Piggy!"
Piggy bowed and ran off stage. She embraced Kermit, and smooched him all over.
"Good work Piggy. You have your job back, and please stop that...."
Piggy released him.
"Sorry Kermie."
"Good job Aunt Piggy! You sang your song and kept your cool. I'm proud of you."
"Oh Robby, you were my inspiration tonight."
She embraced him, and kissed him on the cheek.
"Aunt Piggy....." He said pleadingly, with his face turning red.
Just then, a reporter ran into the backstage area.
"Miss Piggy, you sang your heart out there, and you were at your absolute worst out there. Your comments?"
Piggy looked at Kermit, as if asking a question.
"Sure. Go ahead." Kermit replied.
"HIIIIYAAAAA!!!"
The reporter flew out the door and landed in a dumpster.
"Was it something I said?"

The End.

 

[froggiegirl18]

awww....yay!!!Cute story! Good job!

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Aw! I loved this!!

 

[Smiles]

AHH! i'm sorry I didn't get here till it was over! It was great!

I liked those annoying songs though, I don't know what Piggy had against them, hehe.

Oh NO! Beans face! His cute face!