A questionable mistake

[Beauregard]

Hahahahahahah!!!!!!!! That was just priceless!!!! Poor Piggy! I mean, what could be worse? Well...except being in the closet with Bean and Elmo...

 

[Muppet Matt]

This is a really nice story Fraggleforever! I love how you made his parents James and Jane.

 

[Fraggleforever]

Chapter 5.

"OK Piggy, here is your second test. Sitting in a room and listening to the most annoying song in the world." Rowlf said.
Piggy shrugged her shoulders. "I'll try my best."
"The song is, "The song that never ends", and it will be sang by Scooter, Gonzo, and Fozzie."
Piggy started to frown. "Couldn't you get Michael Bolton?"
"Sorry, but he was booked. Are you ready?"
"Ready."
"Come on in guys!" Gonzo, Fozzie and Scooter had worried looks on their faces.
"Rowlf, are you sure this is such a good idea?" Fozzie asked.
"Don't worry, she's getting better."
"If you say so..." Said Gonzo.
"As soon as I shut this door, you guys start singing. And Piggy, start being mellow. I'll be back in an hour."
Rowlf left and shut the door behind him.
"How's it going?" Asked Kermit.
"I think she's getting better."
"But Rowlf, what you just assigned is a ticking time bomb. Who knows what could happen." Clifford suggested.
"Ah, she'll be...."
Just then, screams from Fozzie, Scooter and Gonzo came from the room, and Piggy yelling.
"STOP SINGING THAT STUPID SONG!"
"Help! She's stark raving mad!"
"KERMIT!"
"My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!"
Kermit, Clifford and Rowlf exchanged glances, and opened the door. Fozzie, Gonzo and Scooter were tied in knots, with pained expressions on their faces.
"Hi Kermie, how did I do now?"
Kermit sighed.
"Rowlf, what does the stopwatch say?"
"Five minutes."
"Well, you blew your last record away by four minutes and fifty seconds." Kermit smiled.
"Oh goody goody!"
"But we'll have to teach you not to assault other people."
He pointed to Fozzie, Gonzo and Scooter.
"That will be our lesson for tomorrow."
"Thank you Kermie!" She kissed him on the cheek and skipped away.
"Are you guys OK?" Clifford went over to the victims of Piggy's anger.
"I have experienced pain in places that I didn't even know I had." Fozzie said.
"Yeah, and I think I swallowed my hand radio." Scooter said.
"How did you do that?"
"I haven't the slightest idea."
"Whoo hoo! That was cool! Can we do that again?" Gonzo asked excitedly.
Clifford sighed as he tried loosening the Muppet knots.

 

[Beauregard]

Oooooooh!!!!! This is hillarious! Hand Radio! Hehheeeee!

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Scooter swallowed his hand radio!! *giggles*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Sorry I havent' been commenting but I've been reading and loving and laughing and HI!! Wow. Okay. Please excuse me while I breathe...

WONDERFUL story, love it love it love it LOVE how Miss Piggy is struggling so much with her "lessons" and getting fired and the hospital scene and the first chapter and OY! I've gotta stop letting these stories get ahead of me, it's a pain to comment on it all at once... GREAT story! Love it! Want more!

And yes, Maggie was done very well. Very very well. In fact- wait, lemme check- yes, very close to perfect. Well done.

 

[Fraggleforever]

[Grins] Thanks everybody for you comments! Here's another one for ya!

Chapter 6.

"OK. The next lesson is; getting a pie thrown at your face, and not getting angry about it." Rowlf said.
"But, I just put on my makeup."
"Piggy...." Kermit began.
Piggy sighed. "Sorry Kermie. I'll do it."
"Oh good. Come on in guys!"
Bean Bunny, Swedish Chef, and Pepe walked into the room, with Chef rolling a table of pies in front of him.
"Der de pie in der Piggy's fase."
"Si, this will be enjoyable hokay? What do jew think Beany?"
"I....is this such a good idea?"
Rowlf with stopwatch in hand, raised his hand.
"On you mark,"
The three picked up pies.
"get set,"
They got into launch position.
"GO!"
The pies went flying, and splatted Piggy from head to toe. It continued for a good ten minutes until they ran out of pies. Rizzo passed by disgustedly.
"Such a waste of good pies." He muttered.
After the pies stopped flying, Piggy wiped the cream out of her eyes.
"Are you finished?" She said sweetly.
"Oh ya!"
"Si!"
"...y..yep."
She smiled.
"Good, because I'm going to FINISH YOU OFF!"
"Piggy, control yourself.." Kermit began.
But it was too late. She chased them into the kitchen, and a large clatter ensued.
"Bork Bork! OW!"
"Oh, my many arms hokay?"
"My face! My cute face!"
After a few minutes, she walked out of the kitchen.
"How was that?"
Rowlf looked at the stopwatch.
"Fifteen minutes, before you anniollated them."
"Well, I'm a quarter there." She said.
"Don't worry Piggy, we'll get there." Kermit said hopfully.
"Oh Kermie, thank you for believing in me." She kissed him on the cheek. "If you need me, I'll be listening to the Sounds of the Beach Cd I bought yesterday."
She walked up the stairs while Rowlf and Kermit looked in the kitchen. The three were shoved in the fridge in a uncomfortable matter.
"Kermin, please get us out. I'm freezing my buns against this iced cream hokay?"
The Chef didn't say anything, for his mouth was stuffed with marshmallows, and was shoved upside down next to the cucumbers.
Bean was huddled against a wedge of cheese, rocking back and forth.
"Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place..."
Kermit and Rowlf looked at each other.
"Man Kermit, if we don't solve Piggy's anger problem, we are going to run out of volunteers to help her."
Kermit nodded and looked at the fridge.
"Good grief."

 

[ReneeLouvier]

*Is having to keep her laughter down, cause she's in the library now.* Oh my goodness.....I really....really love this......

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Let's see, a rundown of the casualties: three blown through a closet door, three tied in knots (one with a radio in his upper GI tract, poor kid), and three thrown all over the kitchen. When the next lesson starts, you'll find me out back digging the bomb shelter.

 

[Beauregard]

"Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place..."

Hahahahahahah!!!! Poor old Bean/Yes! Way to go Piggy!/You can do it swine!/I am laughing and loving this story/See you around

Beau