A Heart of Gold

[theprawncracker]

Speaking of which, tell mom I said hi. And the dishwasher too, tell her I'll call later in the week.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Sure, will do, but y'wanna send some regards to the ceiling fan? She's getting jealous, y'know. And I know that, because I just cleaned her.

 

[theprawncracker]

*blink* I don't even know the celing fan! (I'm not even sure how I know the dishwasher.) But sure, why not.

 

[TogetherAgain]

...Um... The fan says she loves and adores you. And to stay away from that one friend's sister, because if she wasn't stuck to my ceiling, she would SO fly down to Carbondale right now and kiss the living daylights out of you.

...I have no clue how all my household appliances got so infatuated with you...

 

[theprawncracker]

*mouth drops* ...Well... I guess SOMEONE has to be infatuated with me. I just wish it was someone and not something.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Word on the street says the hatrack takes offence to that kind of comment.

 

[theprawncracker]

*blink* Now the hatrack's in on this too?! ...Wait, aren't you the hatrack? That's what Bobo thinks anyway...

 

[TogetherAgain]

You think I'm the only hatrack in the world?

 

[theprawncracker]

Lisa, darling, you're one of a kind.

 

[TogetherAgain]

I am? Aw... all this time I thought I was HALF of a kind! <Pouts>