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  1. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Walks out in cryogenic capsule suit... Ah, blessed eternal cold. Now to make this the winter of your discontent! *Blasts Maurice, Murray, Camilla and Gonzo with a chilling stream from Arctic Freezer gun. Now where is that Prawn... He owes us a story chapter. *Stomps off to set up a...
  2. The Count

    The Next Step: The Fifth and Final Rowlf Story

    Yaey! New chapter! And here's the second part of that spoiler Beth sent me, glad it finally got posted. You're portraying Piggy very well, more of a matriarch than the usual ushygushy diva. Also find the image of a wettened Wanda sad and sorry for how she treated Rowlf very haunting...
  3. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    What the hay? I come back from my first final exam... A rainy day where the Count and I cherished counting all the thunderous thunderclaps and bolts... And there's a water balloon fight going on? *Inspects Uncle Deadly's tactics. Fright, and a mature person would've cleared this with the...
  4. The Count

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    *Aboard the phantom ship... Master Cole: Did you sense that? Ivan: What sir? Master Cole: A disturbance in the magics stream... As if a fashionable fairy godmother poofed in and out at the Moppet's homestead. Ivan: Well... Maybe just a shiver sir... Master Cole: Aye, your senses aren't as...
  5. The Count

    Where is that guy they know as Beau?

    *Blinks. Did you see a naked fairy godmother run through here just now? Yeah, thought not. After all, we have MC standards of silliness to uphold.
  6. The Count

    New character ideas

    Oh hey PhsychoChimp... Sorry, was replying directly to ZootyCutie's posts. Will have to reread yours though, hope that's OK. And don't get discouraged, so long as you think your own characters are cool that's what rully matters.
  7. The Count

    The Letter People Visit The Muppet Show!

    Maybe something like a junkband jamboree?
  8. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Well... Looks like everything's getting back to normal around here. If you guys need me, feel free to knock at my door or drop me a message.
  9. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    ThanksBry... Oh, if it's not too much trouble, I'll take a cup of hot chocolate.
  10. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Laughs lightly. Come on Uncle D, leave him be... The thunder and lightning from my roomie while counting all gathered at Bryan's should wake him up. That reminds me... *Goes to the kitchen, gets batch of brownies from the fridge, sets them on a plate and brings them to Bryan's. You guys...
  11. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    Uh... Spotted Alex earlier today. You might want to check upstairs to see if she's back Pepe. Hmmm, not sure if we should get Uncle Deadly or just let Prawny lie there. Anybody got a... *Rizzo comes in. Oh hey, we'll just flip Rizzo for it. Call it Clifford.
  12. The Count

    New character ideas

    Aw... Cute. In a gothic horror lover sort of way. Maybe add a patch of gnawed off fur. Ooh, brainstorm! Cryptal could have a jewel or crystal embedded into her forehead or belly or some part of her body, reinforcing the druidic ties of Darkly Pallor... But the real brainstorm is that she...
  13. The Count

    New character ideas

    Not bad. Although, that character already exists. He was a precursor of Waldo C. Graphic in Innertube, the pilot episode of The Jim Henson Hour. Oddly enough, when the JHH aired on TV, it marked the debut and probably widest use of the computer animated/animatronic puppet now known as Waldo...
  14. The Count

    Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

    *Downstairs... Oh hi Big Bird. No, I'm sorry... I'm reading some documents for my upcoming exams this week. But hey, I think the Count's outside with Bert and Ernie and some of the monsters. You might want to check there to see if someone will play with you. If not, we can meet at Bryan's...
  15. The Count

    The Letter People Visit The Muppet Show!

    Uh... How does that last one fit into the scheme of things? You know, I would've thought it'd be better to have a script where the Letter People appear on Sesame Street. But I have to say, you've intrigued me with this outline of an outline. Keep working on it, maybe have bits for all...
  16. The Count

    "The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

    *The phantom ship sails along the murkened skies of the underground underseas caverns. Professor Moonbeam pilots the ship, glowing light eminating from her large liquid luminous eyes. Meanwhile, Ivan is being talked to by Professors Tombstone and Devinshire, examining his knowledge of the...
  17. The Count

    New character ideas

    Very good stuff... Me likes Darkly Pallor, make him a fiend of Uncle Deadly's. Might be better as a Druid than a Reaper persona though. Wondering if the Newsman would be a good base character to turn him into a Muppet version of Blackbeard or if the pirate captain should be a new character...
  18. The Count

    Muppet Fan-Fiction - Men Are Pigs

    Hee hee... Like, rully liked the parts with Janice and Scooter. Scooter: What am I supposed to be? Kermit: Just be yourself. Fozzie: Aren't you supposed to be a go-fer? Scooter: Yeah... Go-fer coffee, go-fer sandwiches. But I don't go-fer tunnels. Fozzie: Right, you dig them. Scooter...
  19. The Count

    Favorite Movie on MST3K

    Thanks buddy. One of the best parts of Squirm is when Mike's gotten the idea from the film to start up his own radioactive powered worm farm. Unfortunately, he ends up frying the worms. Crow then starts to mutter, and squirm in disgust as Mike chomps down on the nightcrawler. The bots are...
  20. The Count

    Favorite Movie on MST3K

    Hey! Wanted to bring this thread back up topside, cause I gots something to ask da' MST3K guru here, Winslow Leach. There was a movie the bots and Joel were watching about Communist USA, not sure which one it was... Maybe Rocket Attack USA. The reason I'm bringing it up is cause there were...
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