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*DanDan climbs out of closet* You should wear this!! *hands over a pineapple*

Mine's from "Live To Tell" by Madonna :)

I always thought the last episode was really sad...:(

Happy birthday Harv!! Hope it's a fab 'un!! :)

DanDan: *faints and crushes Viq*

DanDan: Viq! Fancy seeing you here! I've been in Venice for 2 weeks trying to find my missing spice rack. Turns out I left it in the bath-tub again!

*clinging to outside window ledge* DanDan: Oh my, I haven't been this uncomfortable since I set fire to that bus full of puppies...

DanDan: Of course you can open it! You can open it faster than a lemon floating on a grand piano in the Mediterranean Sea...

DanDan: Oh just a little present for you to attract the women...wait I think I have another one somewhere...*takes off hat and rummages inside of it*...Fem Taeer?? *pulls Fem out of hat* Fem: I've been in there screaming for help for three days! DanDan: Sure you have...*puts Fem back in...

Well Viq, I'm gonna give you a little gift that'll impress all the ladies...*hands Viq a parcel wrapped in brown paper*...go on! Open it!

DanDan: *plantpot falls out of dress* Wooops, those pesty plantpots. I don't know why I keep them under there. So it's a girl, eh?? Well you know what you gotta do to impress a girl, right?

*back in Viq/Vibs' room* DanDan: Man trouble, eh? *begins to lift up dress* Just show me what you're having difficulty with

Eat babies?? Viq, you silly nephew, I've never eaten any babies in my loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... *several minutes later* ...ooooooooooooooong life! When I say I'm going to eat you I'm actually saying that I want to eat....erm...and chew! Yes...that's right...

*DanDan bursts through door* DanDan: Did I hear someone say rump steak?? If yes, why not visit DanDan's "Steak House" where you can eat all the musical instrument-shaped steak for under ten dollars! Why not try the guitar ribs...yummy yum!

Really? Oh I thought it was. In that case I have no idea :p

(OOC: Sorry about the triple post but Beau has more to say) Father: *second eye opens* Hey, you look very...blue...are we related? And is that a plastic boat in your hair? And can anyone remember why I am in bed at this time of day? Questians, quiestians everywhere... ----------- DanDan...

(OOC: OK this is my response to Beau's post, if that makes sense) DanDan: *crawls out from under bed* Dearie me, that is the dirtiest place I've ever been and I've starred in Tina Turner videos. Don't suppose you have a spare spanner, dear brother?

(OOC: Guess what!! Skippy fell down the well again!! In other news, Beau is locked out of MC, gosh darn it, so since he can't be here this fine July evening I'm here to post on his behalf) Father: *comatose in the magic school's medical facility with a computer scanner monitering his brain...

International recognition, that'd be fine for me. Preferably for something good.

I still dislike the darkness, I'm quite a paranoid person though