"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Oh just a little present for you to attract the women...wait I think I have another one somewhere...*takes off hat and rummages inside of it*...Fem Taeer??

*pulls Fem out of hat*

Fem: I've been in there screaming for help for three days!

DanDan: Sure you have...*puts Fem back in hat*...ahh there we go...*hands Viq another parcel*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *looks at parcel* can I open it?

Vibs: *bursts in* Oh.. I thought DanDan was about to eat you.. eh.. *leaves again*

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Rosa: So.. The sun has gone down, the moon is bright, I'm a helpless woman all alone on a ship with nobody but me and a manly pirate... way out in the occean... That can only mean one thing...

Hevej: *gulps* ... eh well I uh you ehm...

Rosa: I'm gonna go to bed, you're a pirate you can steer this alone. Night! *leaves deck*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: Of course you can open it! You can open it faster than a lemon floating on a grand piano in the Mediterranean Sea...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... *takes parcel* - *unwraps it* ... it's... it's... how should that ever impress a lady?? .. what is it anyway?

 

[Erine81981]

Burst through the door of Vibs and Viq's room

Vic Robot: Stand-back-mis-ter! These-bab-ies-are-not-for-eat-ting.

Biggy: Good one Vic Robot.

Vic Robot: Did-I-do-good?

Biggy: You were awsome. Now pick that blue thing up and toss it out the door.

Vic Robot: O-k. *picks up Aunt Dan-Dan and tosses him through the window of the babies room*

Biggy: Uh...Vic?

Vic Robot: Yep?

Biggy: I said through the door not the window.

Vic Robot: Whoops. Sor-ry.

Biggy: Thats fine. Ok kids. You can go back to playing without him or it or she bothering you.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: ...Kids, are these robots bothering you?

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Hevej: Pssst! Rosa. Psssst! Rosa! *in her ear* ROSA! Ahh! There ye be. Now, look here...it's past time we be off sneaking up on the poor unsuspecting Mop, are ye with me? Rosa? Are you even awake???

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*clinging to outside window ledge*

DanDan: Oh my, I haven't been this uncomfortable since I set fire to that bus full of puppies...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Hmm...the wind really is getting up in this place...perhaps it's good that I couldn't find the cheese knife...wait...a storm seems to be heading in from the sea. Maybe I should just shut this window...

 

[Erine81981]

Out in the middle of nowhere

Look! There it is. Shhhhh. I'm going to sneak up on it.

Yakky: You better let me have a chance at it.

Ok. *sneaks up to it* Hi there little fellow.

Animal Bird: SCREACH! *runs away*

Yakky: What happened?

What? I can't hear you!

Yakky: Seems that Kyle lost his hearing. Come on Kyle. Well catch that animal bird soon.

What was that again?

Yakky: Oh my.....

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *sits down at the breakfast table with a cup of tea and switches on the radio* Well, the sun is shineing, the birds are singing, it's a b-e-autifull day...the sort of day where nothing can go wrong. *sips tea and collapses off the chair*

Hevej: *entering* I knew that a little instant-drop poisen in his tea would down Moppet old man every time...Let's grab 'im and shift outta here. Rosa, ladies first.