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DanDan: Oh sorry about that Jack, I invited Whaley over a few weeks ago, she must have only just got here. I'll just move her of your poor crushed body...*jaw extends and DanDan swallows entire whale whole* Mmmm, that's good whale.

DanDan: I had that once, but then I realised I'd asked a hippotomous to sit on me hours earlier and forgot to tell her to get off me. Of course, that was when I still lived in Africa in my early 70s. I was young and confused...

(Pssst. Thanks Ryan. Thanks a lot. From the bottom of my big red heart. *Ahem* Enough of that). DanDan: Yes I did Jack. Just so you would finally pay attention to me and take our relationship seriously. And also because I just love eating my relatives. Fem Taeer: *pops out of DD's sleeve...

Three donkeys and a deoderant. For you. Obviously. But seriously, folks. If anyone has any clue how to upload, post and then share podcasts than sharing with myself or Vibs would be very much appreciated

*wanders over to Viq and sees he has totally covered himself in food* Oh Viq. You have a little bit of flour on your cheek *wipes it off with finger and then licks finger* Mmm that's delicious. Dear me, Viq, you're covered in food. You look good enough to...to....to....TO EAT!!! *eats Viq for...

OK I call a truce. I love Vibs. Vibs...will you marry me?

I love wearing my peace sign necklace too, Kiki! We're like twins!! I also have some rosary beads that I really love at the moment. I'm never out of jeans at the moment. I've been wearing flipflops a lot recently too (and I nearlly froze to death today because of it.) At the minute, basically...

I dunno who Jimmy Fallon is, but I'd be majorly upset if any of those people had to go to the moon. :(

Well this month has been going on 8 days and so far I have bought: * Wuthering Heights- Emily Bronte * The DVD of Rent * 2 new shirts from H&M * A brown hat from H&M * A diary for my friend * A birthday card for my friend * 2 Starbucks-es * Heat magazine And I think that's it. But I had a...

Viq, add some pasta to the bowl. Then entirely cover yourself in it. Then try and warm yourself if you can, sit near the radiator if possible. And as for you, Jackie Jack Jack. Jackie Jack Jackiejackjackjack. I've been rejected often enough by you "men". So I'm going to join a convent or a...

DanDan: HUG???? *pushes past Vibs sending pots and pans and benches and moose flying* Oh Jackie, there there I'll make it all better *pounces at Jack*

(Because my danish dearie, Isaac knows all)

(Yes you do.)

(She doesn't really smell but don't tell her I told you that ;) ) (oh and also the name's Isaac, don't listen to her. She stinks, after all.)

Jack??? Now is not the time to share your emotional strife with the class. So either get out of my classroom or get yourself an apron. There's always room for one more in my stomach....I mean class. Now, students. I want you to get your favourite sauce and fill your mixing bowls with it. Then I...

People of earth. Well, people of MC (the next best thing.) Myself and my good friend Vibs (who smells) would like to know how you go about creating a podcast. I know you can only imagine why we would ponder upon such a thought. Well, this is simply because we have come up with the idea of an...

DanDan: Get, you, or I'll put you in the detention hall Voice from DanDan's stomach: Is detention over yet? DanDan: Not yet, have you finsihed your assignment yet? Voice: I finished it 8 weeks ago DanDan: You can't leave till you've finished it Voice: But-- DanDan: Now, twins. Today...

Eat you? Why would I want to eat you? Now, are you ready for your cookery lesson?

DanDan: Are you sure Vibs? I'm sure I heard Jack saying that he loves women who are educated. Although he may have been saying that he loves women who are Ed the duck. Definitely one of the 2. So what do you say?

*DanDan enters wearing a graduation gown and hat that you wear at graduations but I don't know the name of* DanDan: Well if you ask me what you kids need is some lessons! And I don't mean life lessons. Whadda you say, if you want I could give you some unofficial....schooling. Fem Taeer...