"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: HUG???? *pushes past Vibs sending pots and pans and benches and moose flying* Oh Jackie, there there I'll make it all better *pounces at Jack*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *tosses soup in the air* AH!! DANDAN GET AWAY FROM ME!! I said hug!! I need a hug not a massage...Ooh...Nice...*bowl of soup lands on Jack's head* ...I miss Mairin...

 

[Erine81981]

*wakes up, streaches* Ooooooo that was one good nap. *goes into the bathroom and looks in the mirror* Don't I look handsome. *walks away from the mirror but remembers what he saw* WHAT?! What happened to me?

Biggy: *runs into the bathroom* What? What?

Look at me! I'm a dragon!

Biggy: You sure are. *double takes* YOUR A DRAGON!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs out of the house yelling* There's a dragon in the house!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Viq, add some pasta to the bowl. Then entirely cover yourself in it. Then try and warm yourself if you can, sit near the radiator if possible. And as for you, Jackie Jack Jack. Jackie Jack Jackiejackjackjack. I've been rejected often enough by you "men". So I'm going to join a convent or a monastry or a Big Brother house and it's all your fault *slaps Jack*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *studies the "385 ways of making scramble egg" chapter in his "385 ways of cooking eggs" book*

Vibs: *pushes DanDan outta the picture - somehow (she's a 3 year old and DanDan's a heavy old ladyman, it is not possible but she does)* Jack... I ehm... know you don't like me but seeing as you need a hug right now and uh and you're sad and all.. I... If... I can be hug-available. *CUTENESS*

Viq: EGGS! wow... *in awe*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *looks at Vibs* Oh...Cute eyes...I've always been able to dodge those before haven't I? ...Except when they were MAIRIN'S EYES!! WAHHH!!! *wails*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*wanders over to Viq and sees he has totally covered himself in food*

Oh Viq. You have a little bit of flour on your cheek *wipes it off with finger and then licks finger* Mmm that's delicious. Dear me, Viq, you're covered in food. You look good enough to...to....to....TO EAT!!! *eats Viq for about the third time*

 

[theprawncracker]

(OOC: Pssst, Dan, 3,300 posts! Congrats!)

Jack: *sniff* And NOW Viq, my one true friend in the world was eaten, by DanDan my one worst enemy in the world! OH WHAT A WORLD!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

(Pssst. Thanks Ryan. Thanks a lot. From the bottom of my big red heart. *Ahem* Enough of that).

DanDan: Yes I did Jack. Just so you would finally pay attention to me and take our relationship seriously. And also because I just love eating my relatives.

Fem Taeer: *pops out of DD's sleeve again* I'd run while you still can

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *sniff* I can't run! My heart is broken so all blood flow to my legs has been cut off! MAIRIN COME BACK TO ME!!! *breaks down and cries*