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Awwww poor K-Fed. .... *burns album*

Kimp I read Animal Farm in english, I liked it. I've just started reading Lovely Bones, it's good but really sad. :cry: :(

Well, Mr. Hevej, this has been fun. But I'm afraid we've reached my stop, I need to collect Fem from the Moppets' house. Toodle-oo.

*glances at Hevej* Am I the only normal person left on earth??? *reads cover of Heat* Headline: JADE GOODY WALKS DOWN STREET Apparently so...*puts Heat magazine in bin*

*peers at Hevej* DanDan: Oh Hevej. Fancy seeing you here....on a bus.....hey did you hear about Sarah Jessica Parker's new movie? Here, I'm done with this *hands Closer magazine to Hevej* And now to make a start on Heat!

Old woman next to DanDan: Excuse me dearie, does this bus go to the civic centre? DanDan: I'm afraid I don't know....*sees Hevej boarding bus*....oh dear lord...*pulls magazine over face*

*sitting on back of bus* Wow...Angelina Jolie has donated her top lip to an ethiopian charity it says that they now won't go hungry for three....*turns page*....million years. Wow. You know I can't help but think that bus driver looked familiar...

That's ok, Lucy has limited internet access so whenever she can't get online we just pretend PeaPea's in bed...again. ;)

*at a bus-stop somewhere* That PeaPea, she is so.......strange. *takes out Closer magazine* Oooh I see Madonna's adopted some african triplets and named them Huey, Duey and Louis. Interesting...

Ooooh, a late welcome to Barry Lee!

Fem: Woof woof!

PeaPea, I can't talk to you when you get like this. You're so....strange. *walks out slamming door* Fem: Woof!

Wow this thread gives me deja vu, as Beyonce would say :halo: :p

PeaPea, if I'm honest, a grape isn't a very sensible pet. Why don't you get yourself a hamster or a gerbil? *Fem barks* Fem! Sit!

DD: Yes PeaPea, that was before I went on my Trinny and Susannah-esque transformation and now I only speak total sense. *pets Fem* Fem: Woof woof!

I'm not really sure PeaPea, I'm not a grape doctor.And there's nothing wrong with looking 150 years old, look at Jackie Stallone!

Have you given Drue a proper burial? What did he leave you in his will?

*suddenly adapting very english Helena Bonham-Carter-esque voice* Now now Peapea, it's your own fault for adopting such a silly pet. Why not get a goldfish next time. Silly old PeaPea

DD: PeaPea, don't suggest such things. Now where is that little pet of mine? *a little dog runs in* DD: Awwwww Fem, it's good to see you boy. Fem: Woof woof!

*appears at top of stares, blonde hair hanging loosely and wearing flowing dress*Ahhh PeaPea, good to see you. Look at what the twins did to me!! :)