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Barry Lee

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Erine81981 said:
Beastley Kyle: *holds up one inch rope* Is this a joke?

Human Biggy: Do you have anything in a longer verion?

Over at the Castle.........

Human Yakky: They better be...*punches a U-man in the belly*....on there way with some reinforcements.

A U-man comes up behind Yakky and Yakky does a hind kick with his feet sending the U-man back hitting a tree

Human Yakky: That is what I call a kick from the...uh...well...I just call it a kick from behind.
Herb: W-wait! How-about this? *pulls out a little button* this is my magic transportererrerrerrer. *pushes the button sending Yakky, Biggy, and I go back to where Beau is* Oops. I forgot to mention ((Gasps)) that I can't control where we, go... *sigh* *faints*
 

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PeaPea: Have no fear DanDan! (Or DanielleDanielle) I've stopped speaking in foreign languages! You can understand me again!
 

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*at a bus-stop somewhere*

That PeaPea, she is so.......strange.

*takes out Closer magazine*

Oooh I see Madonna's adopted some african triplets and named them Huey, Duey and Louis. Interesting...
 

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*PeaPea comes round the corner driving a bus*

Hey there! All aboard!
 

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Father/Parker: *outside castle* Well taht about wraps it up for those guys...*pulls back to reveal that all the exterior U-men are hog-tied with their own coats and tied together, pegged against the castle wall* Herb! *shocked* When did I last tell you not to apepar like that?...oh, yeah, about fifteen or twently years ago...but that is beside the point, it frightens the heck out of me when I've been batteling weird magical creatures all morning. Tsk tsk. So...

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Hevej: *leaning against bust stop* Are any of these transportation vehicles heading sea-ward?
 

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*sitting on back of bus*
Wow...Angelina Jolie has donated her top lip to an ethiopian charity it says that they now won't go hungry for three....*turns page*....million years. Wow.

You know I can't help but think that bus driver looked familiar...
 

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First stop - Mops'R'Us followed by CleanLand! Then, the coast, I guess...
 

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Old woman next to DanDan: Excuse me dearie, does this bus go to the civic centre?

DanDan: I'm afraid I don't know....*sees Hevej boarding bus*....oh dear lord...*pulls magazine over face*
 

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Hevej: *sees Dandan* Oh for the sake of Davy Jones...Dandan? Yeah, I see past the pasty face and rather *eyes up and down* nice dress...to your monobrow. There's no escapeing a sea-eye.

(Yes, hevej is a pirate)
 
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