"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

Have you given Drue a proper burial? What did he leave you in his will?

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Who said he was dead? I said he turned into a raison...he looks about 150 years old, but he's still alive...technically. Do you think if we pump him full of juice he'll be okay?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

I'm not really sure PeaPea, I'm not a grape doctor.And there's nothing wrong with looking 150 years old, look at Jackie Stallone!

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: You told me you were a fruit doctor!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DD: Yes PeaPea, that was before I went on my Trinny and Susannah-esque transformation and now I only speak total sense. *pets Fem*

Fem: Woof woof!

 

[Lucy]

Well, that makes sense. What will we do about Drue?

...hey! I'm a poet and now I know it!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

PeaPea, if I'm honest, a grape isn't a very sensible pet. Why don't you get yourself a hamster or a gerbil? *Fem barks* Fem! Sit!

 

[Lucy]

Nein! Ich liebe Drue!! Ich hasse dich!

Woah, German trip there...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

PeaPea, I can't talk to you when you get like this. You're so....strange. *walks out slamming door*

Fem: Woof!

 

[Lucy]

PeaPea: Ich brauche eine Tasse Tea....