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*stares in disbelief* I. Have. No. Idea. *Runs to bathroom*

Wow....what am I wearing? An anorak? With wellington boots? And a cowboy hat? No no, this won't do at all. I look like a fashion reject. *Sniffs* And when was the last time I had a bath. Vibs, dear, where are your showering facilities?

This is all too much for me, when is my lawyer getting here?

What is this the question parade?? AHHH! I HATE MYSELF!! *throws shrink's couch over shoulder*

Well for starters I hate how everyone hates me. I don't know why they do though. Although a recent survey in "Blue" magazine said that 86% of people thought I was too strange and 91% of people hated the flies that buzz around me. But I can't help it that animals like me! Can I?

AHHHH! IT'S ALL SO HORRIBLE!! *throws over kitchen table* I'M UNLOVABLE!! *throws boot through kitchen window* WAAAAAAAAAAH!! *mobile starts ringing* Oh I'm sorry, excuse me. *answers* Yes. Yes. No. No. Thanks. *hangs up* Nice guy. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU ALL...

*wails* WHY DOES NO ONE LOVE ME???? *bangs on fridge accidentally knocking it over* AHHH!

Viq! What were you doing under the fridge?? You were hiding weren't you? No one wants to talk to me!! *howls loudly*

DanDan: *ears prick up* I can hear you! You're in here somewhere, I can hear you talking about pancakes! You haven't made some without me have you? HAVE YOU??? :cry:

Hahahahah I found that rather amusing

BHS your new avatar is really cute.

*back at Moppet's place* DanDan *bursts through wall*: I know I know I'm late I'm late. I was having dinner with Kate Moss when she decided she wanted to go for a motorbike race. Let's just say she came off worse. Now where's supper I'm starving...*looks around house* Anyone home?

I'm way happy for Britney, she can start getting her life back on track now. I just hope she bounces back quickly

There's muchos photos of me over at my myspace: www.myspace.com/berryglitter

Good to have you back among the law-abiding, Kimp. How was prison, did you remember to tidy your cell? ;)

Tutter Bear In The Big Blue House So...this is where all the action is?

*hears screams, yelps and 13 thuds as Father and Ron bounce down every step* Oh good, I think they're OK. Come on Fem, let's get home. PeaPea's probably fallen asleep on the ironing board by now, and she won't wake herself up now will she?

Hmmmm....I intend on having Spanish, double music, maths and english. Then I'm going to come home and probably be online all night. What a life I lead.

DanDan: *to self* Are they walking upstairs?? Uh-oh, did I leave my skateboard on the stairs last time I was over..?

Well Beau is my husband in cyberspace...but I can make exceptions for some *flutters lashes at un-birthday boy*